rly gay

the names dave im 20 and my favorite band is still fall out boy whats up [[independent homestuck post-story RP blog]]

[toranzu]

[[ i rly need queer friendly homestuck rp blogs to follow im a queer as heck dave rper but i can follow other fandoms too i guess i just really need people to follow..... pls reblog and help a dude out thanks ]]

[joepublic]

[rsyem]

me when someone tries to flirt with me

[iamskin]

why do ppl even like me i have no clue.... SIKE its because im beautiful and interesting

[toranzu]

ok i know that everyone was incredibly upset by my minor leave of absense but here i am

im here

[kueio]

yeah, i call her sassy and it’s adorable, so there.

you didn’t need to give me an explanation of your cat. i don’t care that much.

[toranzu]

oh yeah youre right

barely even know you and im just going on for days about my cat that was definitely weird oops

but anyways im dave but you knew that already uh yeah nice to meet you

[kueio]

ok, that’s good for now.

you named your cat cheeto? wow.

[toranzu]

says the guy who named his cat sassacre

its a cute name ok hes orange and so are cheetos  cheetos like to leave cheese dust all over you like my cat leaves his hair all over the place cheets taste good and ive never eaten a cat but if we follow the pattern..... well the name is fitting

[kueio]

then do something else!

her name is sassy, which is short for sassacre.

[toranzu]

well im talking to you know which i would consider something else so theres that

of course it is thats actually kind of cute though mines cheeto and hes an orange tabby go figure

[toranzu]

kueio replied to your post:kueio replied to your post:just this in: my cat is...

are you in middle school? jeez.

youre the one that called me a buttlicker

[kueio]

you should find new reasons for existing then. that sounds boring.

i do have a cat, but i don’t update the world on her butt, because that’s dumb and kind of gross.

[toranzu]

it is a little boring

nah thats alright i guess what kind of cat is she whats her name

[toranzu]

kueio replied to your post:just this in: my cat is now curled up between my...

you’re a buttlicker.

i know you are but what am i

[toranzu]

just this in: my cat is now curled up between my knees and sleeping

this is not a drill code red there is a buttlicker on my bed

[toranzu]

kueio replied to your post:ok here i am christening my shiny new blog with...

oh, i forgot that you were following me. why are you updating the world about your cat’s butt?

unfortunately updating the internet about my cats butt is my only source of entertainment and possibly the only reason i exist 

more importantly why arent you updating the world about YOUR cats butt (if you have a cat if not you should get one and then update about its butt)

[toranzu]

ok here i am christening my shiny new blog with something other than a mention of my justin timberlake cutout

what do i even say uh yo the names dave i have a cat who likes to lick his butt a LOT

[toranzu]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

my life size cardboard cutout of justin timberlake