What makes the sky blue?

angel / jordan. any pronouns 25+. white/latino. lesbian. 90% of posts are queued

[toraomidou]

ANGEL ☆ 30 ☆ THEY/HE ☆ FEMME LESBIAN

💖 - I don't use this site much anymore except to reblog stuff I find funny and complain. I'm more active on Twitter.

💖 - Currently into: IDOLiSH7, Love and Deepspace, Uma Musume.

[t4timekeeper]

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

[t4timekeeper]

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

[t4timekeeper]

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

[t4timekeeper]

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[sparrowthemormon]

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

[sapphire-wine]

[dogpuppy]

[wallace-png]

♡ ⌢ 0572, Pokemon Cinccino ! shiny buttons + buttons + stamps + pngs + userboxes :

꒰ f2u ; rb + ♡ ꪆৎ | requested by anon!

credits : misc official , @/cheriisoda

all tags allowed, would like to see pokemon teams

[contemptible-scoundrel]

haaah? what the hell is this? some sort of damn beast... it's kind of badass

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Name: Dopped Snuffler

Type: Forest/Shadow

Powers: Dig, Truffle Find, Radiant Death Flare

Catchphrase: "snrrf..!"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

damn... he's some stone cold mother fucker huh? kind of a badass... wouldnt want to cross him on a bad day

[mtsodie]

i like this picture a lot its so beautiful to me . you're free

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[toraomidou]

Hello, in light of what's going on with Valko, I made my first ever edit!

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[ebirolls]

これで 1.2.3. 3 ᴛᴏ 2.1 ❗️

[stjohnstarling]

I watch a lot of old movies that nobody cares about any more, and this ends up filling in a lot of gaps in my cultural awareness. You would think knowing more about the world would make me more confident in my understanding of it, but you would be wrong.

The Barefoot Contessa (1954) is the life story of a poor Spanish woman who rises up to become one of the most famous actresses in the world. The movie does not bother to give her character traits beyond that she loves to have sex and also that she loves to run around barefoot (the fetishistic connotations are inescapable). She falls in love with a count and ultimately marries him. The big twist at the end of the movie is that her new husband had his dick blown off in the war and so they can't have sex (because, tragically, he never learned how to do hand stuff). Then he murders her for having an affair.

In 1978, Ina Garten bought a specialty food store that, for some unfathomable reason, someone had already named The Barefoot Contessa after this movie, which in 1999 became the title of her bestselling cookbook, which was then followed by a popular Food Network show. Now all of us need to deal with there being a TV cooking show called The Barefoot Contessa as part of the background radiation of our lives.

None of that makes any sense, and I am forced once more to confront the total lack of meaning in the world. It fills me with a terrifying sense of freedom.

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[soulren]

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[444purity]

⌯ᵔ ⩊ ᵔ⌯⠀Night  Themed  PNGs   ♡

Requested   by；@nemui-ka   ♪ Like   or   Reblog   is   appreciated！

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]