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Tori, 26, MI just a girl who loves animals and complaining.

[inky-sun]

[gammadoppler]

i hate it when the ball is in my court get that shit out of here

[solitairians]

many small purchases add up to a large amount of money

[mournfulroses]

Albert Camus, from a letter to María Casares featured in Correspondance, 1944-1959

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[inkpressedpetals]

[quasi-normalcy]

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

A Vampire's fangs are also it's reproductive organs

[autumngracy]

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

[plateauofmemories]

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

[gothiccharmschool]

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

[dee-the-red-witch]

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

[allthingshyper]

Probably but "vaddy" was like a fucking cartoon mallet to the head

[the-haiku-bot]

Probably but “vaddy”

was like a fucking cartoon

mallet to the head

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[goth-queen]

[mynowherenothing]

My five year plan is to listen to music

[heartpeacenquiet]

[anxeious]

[orpheuslament]

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

[homunculus-argument]

Spiritually, 3 am is the darkest hour of the night. The people who stay up late but not insanely late have gone to bed, people who wake up early but not insanely early are yet to wake up. The only people who are awake are the night shift, and the insane.

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[chipjrwibignaturals]

incredibly funny that "and they were roommates" became like. code for being gay. we have no damn CLUE what gossip that woman was talking about we just decided it was homosexual behavior

[woman-becomer]

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

[woman-becomer]

things felt so far:

humidity

[woman-becomer]

shame

[nixscriptum]