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cockhunt

can they like release new vegetables

bumblebeebats

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

bumblebeebats

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

jazz-deactivated20170624

Anastasia, Treasure Planet, and Atlantis are the holy trinity of underrated animated movies

always-ascending

getting up at 6 am by choice: wow what a beautiful sunrise! the house is so peaceful and quiet. i feel really tired but i don’t have to do anything but just sit here and enjoy the morning. what a pleasant feeling

getting up at 6 am because you have to: these covers draped upon my mortal coil have become the dirt above my casket. my corpse refuses to unsettle the earth to rise from its grave. i have been dead for centuries and have no intentions to assimilate once more into the tragic world of the living

dobrien

I am a Khaleesi of the Dothraki. I am the wife of the great Khal and I carry his son inside me.

idek-anymore46

markv5

The life of a cat is dangerous and difficult

imsoshive

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

camronspink-mink

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

lunahudson

m0uthbr3ather

soviet russian grandma cats complaining about their grandchildren and swapping recipes

biszumletzten

THEY HAVE EAR HOLES let me die

mynameisdevon

BABUSHKATS

alliearts

babushkats.

glumshoe

A couple of months ago, I was buying food from the cafeteria and a cute girl with really beautiful hair was operating the register. She swatted at a fly that was circling her computer and complained that it had been bothering her for her whole shift. I then reached out and grabbed it from midair, to the surprise of both of us.

“Did you catch it?” she asked.

“Yeah,” I said, and opened my fist to show her.

Like a dumbass.

puppymother

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

novakian

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

lazylunatic

This entire post is golden

abs-gabs

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

deathtasteslikechicken

So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time? Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.

elusivebovine

I will never not reblog this

themommymemoirs

According to the CDC every year close to 1,800 children die due to improper or lack of child restraint use. Most accidents occur within 25 miles from a person’s home and the vehicle or vehicles involved in the accidents are driving 35 mph or less.Every year more than 360,000 children are injured in accidents due to improper or lack of child restraint use. Real enough yet?

The American Academy of Pediatrics and the CDC recommend that children are in a rear facing car seat until they are 2 years old or until they outgrow the height and weight requirements for a rear facing car seat. So if your child is 2 years old but still does not reach the max or height AND weight, they need to continue to be in a rear facing car seat to insure they are the safest they can be while in a vehicle. Children ages 2 to at least 5 are recommended to be in a forward facing car seat or until they reach the maximum weight AND height requirements for that car seat. As for children 5 and older, children are recommended to be in a booster seat until they are 57 inches tall and a seat belt fits properly.

This post is not to judge anyone’s parenting style but truly to just help educate parents who are unaware of the current safety regulations and requirements for children 14 and under. I have also attached some diagrams to help make this easier to understand and to hopefully directly show you any changes you may need to protect your baby or babies.

Let’s keep our children safe! Please share this and spread the word on car seat safety!!!