How about a story, Tortus?

I hope my granddaughter isn't cooking again.

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This blog has been archived. If you want to see Granny and her shenanigans agains @tortus-plz

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"Granny can't wait to see her glorious face in 3D!"

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PSA

hyliahergrace is the account to go to if you want to role-play  seriously with me on an account. I'm really slow with longer replies but if you ever wanted to role-play with me on an account that doesn't include silly puns (for the most part) then this is the account to go to.

[thestonemask]

[sagesins]

Why does Link look like he’s just posing there… nude.

God damnit Link.

[sheikofthesheikah]

GOOOOOOD MORNING U S A!!!!

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asimplemanofhyrule SAID: "Yes we are." Slight mouth twitch trying not to laugh

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"You know I was joking when I told you to get working on great grandbabies! Ahhh, but it’s a nice surprise. Gampy will be happy too."

[asimplemanofhyrule]

He started laughing and shook his head. “I’m sorry I’m teasing since I haven’t seen you in a while. She’s not pregnant we’re taking our time and enjoying each others’ company.”

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"Tarlon, please. You do not joke abut great grandbabies with me. You got my hopes up and now I think only chateau romani would make it up to me."

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asimplemanofhyrule SAID: "Yes we are." Slight mouth twitch trying not to laugh

"You know I was joking when I told you to get working on great grandbabies! Ahhh, but it's a nice surprise. Gampy will be happy too."

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Nick cage, please.

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Anjus' pregnant

We are talking about Anju right? My granddaughter?

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"Tortus, please."

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[lun-dis]

[techmosamson]

"Is it true that..." Finish it in my ask box!

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to the people who have followed me lately that I did not greet

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In honor of Sexual Sunday, ask my muse sex based questions.

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@queenofthewhitedunes said: I’m glad it made you happy ^u^ But when I was browsing your tags ‘hardcore grandma’ & ‘granny speaks’ I couldn’t help laughing, your blog is pure gold! :D

Apfft, yeah. XD I started the hardcore grandma tag as sort of joke actually! A lot of people seemed to like it so it became a staple of the blog (also because that picture with granny and the sunglasses leaves me giggling every time I see it.) It kind of fits the character I wanted her to be too. This sassy old lady who is just ridiculous.

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"So... We found the remains of Torhamster today. It seems Torcat thought Torhamster was a fun play thing. My only question is if Torcat got Torhamster : what got Torcat??????"