The Girl With The Bug Tattoo

Hi I’m Sydney (syd) She/her ~ 26 Starkid/TCB/Shipwrecked sideblog Main account: don’t-touch-me-whore

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I saw Cinderella’s Castle last week and hopefully soon I’ll put together full thoughts but I’ll start by saying that it is baffling how well Jeff Blim writes songs for women

[syzygy-yzygy]

Tumblr is awful I can't even post about being in love with Kim Whalen without the fear of Curt Mega himself showing up and being like "same, man"

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Starkid puppets

[sarcasticmudkip]

Science says you’re dead and gone forever Reason says I’m talking to the air But something in my heart some secret hidden part illogically insists that you are there Somewhere

[graceschasity]

thinkin about how pauls canonical last words were "i dont like musicals" like the man LITERALLY chose to die on that hill huh

[milkhasbeenspilled]

Petition for Starkid to sell shirts that say “I survived the apotheosis and all I got was this shirt” and/or “I survived the black friday from hell and all i got was this shirt” because I would buy 4 of them-

[kinetic-empathy]

Buzzfeed Unsolved - Supernatural: The Terrifying Apotheosis of Hatchetfield

Today’s episode takes us to the doomed island town of Hatchetfield, Michigan; an odd place with a frightening end. Was Hatchetfield’s untimely demise the result of a freak meteor hitting a gas line, or were there other forces at play?

[chartedrights]

Biased ranking of how sexy each Spies Are Forever song is:

The Torture Tango Fucks and it fucks hard. Do you like bdsm? Do you like pain? Yearning? Dramatic irony? This is the one for you. 10/10

The Coldest Goodbye makes love. 10/10

Somebody’s Gotta Do It is an afternoon delight. You’ve been napping for three hours and you wake up and then you fuck. 8/10

Spies Are Forever is a rushed make out against the wall 6/10

Spy Again is a bad one-night stand following the death of your lover with a person you specifically chose because they look like your dead lover 3/10

Eyes on the Prize I can be sexy if you have a mommy kink but I do not 1/10

Pay Attention is so wonderful and wholesome yet earnest it doesn’t have to be sexy 5/10 for Barb

Barb’s Lament 3/10 for the growl

Eyes on the Prize II is sexy like all songs about casinos and gambling are 7/10 do me right baby

Not So Bad doesn’t belong on this list

We Love the Prince is like walking into a swingers’ party 3/10 for the formalwear and Vanger

Prisoner of My Past has melancholy stripper singing about her dark past vibes 8/10

Doing This is a song about finding out that you and your partner are incompatible and deciding to be best friends instead and that’s sweet but not very sexy 4/10 for the way MK sings “when you were a Nazi hostage”

One More Shot is a very platonic party 2/10

One Step Ahead is melancholy hate sex full of tension and lost love 10/10

The Coldest Goodbye (reprise) makes sweet, tender, sad love before shooting you in the face 9/10

Spy Dance does not fuck but it does slap 3/10

[wigglysprophet]

Did I already post this? I don't remember but WHAT AN ADORABLE HUMAN UGH

[unofficialhatchetfield]

Professor Hidgens and Linda Monroe have interacted exactly once and it was while fighting over the last cashmere turtleneck sweater at Nordstrom during Black Friday of 2004

[olympain]

[the-girl-who-liked-musicals1]

Daily Mail has confirmed Meredith doesn’t age. Yes this is a real article.

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meredith is a vampire confirmed

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yknow what I wanna talk about how well Paul's crush on Emma was handled compared to so many other stories where Man Pines After Woman

there's no entitlement from him. he doesn't even mention it. there's no monologue to Bill about "oh woe is me the cute lil barista will never notice me though I Yearn So Badly" nope! the hivemind and Ted mock him for it and Emma can tell, but Paul himself never mentions it outside of the latte hottay joke

he doesn't try to flirt with her in her place of work! she initiates the conversation, he's happy to just talk to her and get to know her! even before they start talking our man is perfectly content to just quietly give her workplace his business and be a nice customer while he Looks Respectfully

I just really appreciate that. I appreciate that within the story Emma is more than The Love Interest. she has her own motivation and backstory outside of that and it's clear in every aspect. that's important and that plus how their relationship develops as a friendship first instantly puts it a step above like. every other romance subplot I've seen

Paul wouldn't just stop talking to Emma had the crush not turned out to be mutual. sure he wants there to be something more but he clearly likes her first and foremost, regardless of the nature of their relationship. they make great friends and that's a well written couple, my dude

TL;DR paulkins is a well written couple because Paul's a good dude and treats Emma as more than Pretty Woman, and she's written as more. and that's real damn refreshing

[rochichan]

starkid black friday doodles

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[sock-ness-monster]

HEY UHHH WAS ANYONE GONNA TELL ME SEAN PERSAUD WAS A KILLER CLOWN ON CRIMINAL MINDS OR WAS I SUPPOSE TO SEE THAT WHILE MY MOM WAS BINGING IT AND I WAS MAKING CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS

[marykatewiles]

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