pipe up pipe down don't smile don't frown

it's a dog eat dog world and I'm a helpless Chihuahua / art tag is #tostadasillies / occasionally sexual/spoiler content (woah) currently into: tf2, half life

[tostada-turtle]

Wip

[brienneferguson]

Alfred Molina as Sam Cooper in The Boroughs (2026)

Happy 73rd birthday, Alfred!

[tostada-turtle]

If I ever wonder that my tf2 enjoyment is fading, all I have to do is play a couple rounds and it's right back where it started. Computa show me engineer tf2 right after a full day's work on upward.

[tostada-turtle]

Hey you! Did you not catch my initial pocket Pauling post? Well aren't you a lucky duck, cus I made another one!

A Pauling perfect for all of your secretarial/body disposal/merc wrangling needs :)

Available here

[tostada-turtle]

TF2's number one boss is back in stock! If you're interested catch her here!

[qqqkrolek]

[tostada-turtle]

everytime a spy beats me up bad during a match, I draw spy and engineer touching each other or engineer subjugating spy so I feel better

[ao3feed-tf2ships]

Consolation Prize

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/83158726

by tostatle

A blade exists for slicing, dicing, and pinning your contractual enemy to the ground of your workshop with.

Words: 1871, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2), RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: BLU Spy/RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Engineer/Spy (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Knifeplay, Stabbing, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Wordcount: 1.000-5.000, Minor Violence, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/83158726

[n0isaac]

Awkward one sided Engiespy on a train cuz I’m bored

[tostada-turtle]

guysssss what happened to safe sane and consensual

this can be read as suggestive or threatening or both depending on how much of a freak you are

[tostada-turtle]

This piece now comes with a fic :) it's bloody and nsft, so read at your own discretion

Fic here

[zatanindie]

Kmfdm cover ref

[follow-freemann]

Something kind of beautiful about prerescas Freehoun to me. 2 guys finding company in the isolated government funded research facility…

[komegatze]

hl2 promo art remake but hl1

[komegatze]

[SFM] Residue Processing be like.

[tostada-turtle]

This comic has been sitting in my wips for months... it was time to set it free. Feel free to interpret any blushing and sweat as you so please. Maybe Barney's scared Freeman is gonna jump him... in one way or another.

(click for better quality)

[durianskeleton]

Winter in City 17

[lyjaa]

hi it's me the science party guy again. science party but with demo? if you're willing. thanks :3

I feel like medic and engine are pretty productive, but when demo is added to the mix they just end up doing dumb stuff

[tostada-turtle]

I've been playing a lot of Overwatch lately but really truthfully it does not compare on a dime to how giddy tf2 makes me STILL

Is it triple A? hell no. Does it require a lot of thinking? Also no. But the adrenaline rush I get from holding a sentry sightline, clobbering Spies, with my random teammates yammering on voice chat?

Unmatched. Unparalleled. I heart TF2 a lot :-)