Total Badassity

Random themelessness and probably some Chris Evans.

[iverna]

trust him, he's a professional

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

[indigomood]

Oded Fehr as Ardeth Bay in The Mummy Returns (2001)

[stele3]

Brendan Fraser this, Rachel Weiss that, ODED FEHR.

[carpblu]

Good morning and happy birthday babies🥰🥰 this years threshold craft is embroidery!

[crystal-mouse]

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY THRESHOLD DAY LIZARDS!

these guys are 30 today!

29th January 1996- 29th January 2026!

[televisionforwhales]

Wild to think how invested I once was in captain america. They really put something in the winter soldier (2014). you had to be there

[5ummit]

#they fucked up so bad by making it so good #we just thought they were all gonna be like that #congrats you played yourselves (via notyourplayground)

[autistic-danieljackson]

They really popped off making the Stargate whoosh like that. They could’ve just had the wormhole materialize inside the gate but the whoosh is just so good

[lemonwrap]

[i-will-write]

first time writing fanfiction of a character : uughh i hope this is all canon accurate... it cant be canon innacurate at all or the enitire fandom will throw rocks at me...

10057th time writing the character: heres them working at a mcdonalds

[i-will-write]

The fandom keep throwing rocks at you btw, you just get better at dodging

[rosehathawhey]

amanda’s long list of fandom-lite ships (1/?) stu redman & frannie goldsmith - the stand (2020)  “swear you’ll come back. swear it.” “i swear i’ll try.”

[spockvarietyhour]

[iamthecutestofborg]

This is what happens to characters when you write an AU fanfic

[edgar-allan-possum]

Off goes Riker, to the coffee shop.

[autistook]

Bernard Hill

1944 - 2024

[ahobbitstale]

Today, we mourn Bernard Hill (King Theoden). May he rest among the halls of his father 😔

[nyxshadowhawk]

Which Lord of the Rings characters say fuck:

Aragorn: definitely says fuck, and has to catch himself and tone it down when he becomes king

Boromir: yes. "They have a fucking cave troll."

None of the hobbits do; at least, not at first. Pippin picks up swears from Boromir, and Sam will swear under duress

Gimli: swears all the time, but mainly in Khuzdul. He definitely tries to teach Khuzdul swears to Legolas

Legolas: swears very rarely, and usually in Sindarin, which sounds so pretty that it goes unnoticed. Gimli often tries to goad him into swearing

Gandalf: knows all the swears, but doesn't say them

Galadriel: used to swear when she was younger, but that was thousands of years ago, and she no longer does.

Eowyn: swears constantly. every other word.

Faramir: swore once, and still regrets it.

Gollum: doesn't know any swears, but would say them if he did.

@fadedkat

[frogs-and-oscar-brainrot]

Yeah, I'm fine

*Types "<character name> x reader" into tumblr search bar*

[ballroomfitz]

I bet after Aragorn became king he would continue to be Just Some Chill As Fuck Dude. You go to the market and there’s the king of Gondor. Buying turnips.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

Star Treks obsession with Mark Twain always makes me laugh.