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What If: Fulgrim And The Broken Silver Blade Of Laer

by coffee-time

The Artist: In this story I depict the moment Fulgrim decides to break the sword, changing his future forever, remaining loyal to his Father

[totally-not-alpharius]

@palatine-phoenix

[yagodnyizefir]

Please feed your primarch well

[totally-not-alpharius]

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!

[hayum30k]

A blueberry hamster!

[totally-not-alpharius]

It is too late, @roboute-guilliman for I have already depicted myself as the Chad hydra and you as the weak hamster

[lowkeyluminary]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

[roboute-guilliman]

Have you ever contemplated what if might have been like had you and your brothers not been scattered? If you had been able to grow up with your brothers?

Russ would have eaten the weak

[roboute-guilliman]

Since people keep asking.

[totally-not-alpharius]

YOU THINK IM WEAK?! I'LL SHOW YOU WEAK! *DROPKICKS YOU*

[totally-not-alpharius]

I think you’ll be very pleased to know that the emperor got killed

Oh ok

[segamascott]

[palatine-phoenix]

I think Piss Turbo is one of my brothers.

[totally-not-alpharius]

That's peter turbo

[askmagnus]

Lord Primarch Magnus,how can one be beautiful and elegant as thee :(?

Embrace the changes you want to see in mind, body, and soul…

[totally-not-alpharius]

Not too much tho or else you'll get those fuckass titty horns

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

as soon as the emperor realized that the latest fat fuck heading the Ecclesiarchy had created this new corps of violent women, he was so pleased. a baseline had created an army of psychotic lesbians to go with his army of psychotic gays! truly humanity was learning the way of wisdom! then he realized that said fat fuck intended to use these lovely murder butches as a harem and, well, at that point Something Needed To Be Done.

[totally-not-alpharius]

Goge Vandire did WHAT?!

[chief-curator]

I believe Lord Trazyn is limiting himself and the possibilities of Solemnace by archiving only historical artifacts, humans have museums of many different things why not collect them as well? Essentially I'm questioning why we do not have a music section to appreciated the songs of the universe and history.

[palatine-phoenix]

Because he's stupid. 💜

[ask-trazyn-hewhoiscalledinfinite]

That one is on the list of next segments currently only that of the different time periods of serenade are contained within, it is just so much more difficult to find things to be placed within the planned segment and collect the ranges than physical medium

[chief-curator]

If you desire I could perhaps begin work on creating a place to capture sound

[ask-trazyn-hewhoiscalledinfinite]

That would be most wonderful Sannet

[totally-not-alpharius]

That is known as MP3 recorder

[chemos-factories]

[totally-not-alpharius]

That's checks out

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[totally-not-alpharius]

I'm... I'm a man...

[depressedperpetual]

Lesbian

[totally-not-alpharius]

Nope I like men

[depressedperpetual]

Honorary lesbian then

[totally-not-alpharius]

Cool

[depressedperpetual]

Wait… I need a lesbian to sign off on this. Do you know any?

[totally-not-alpharius]

Fulgrim?

[depressedperpetual]

….If you get his approval then fuck it

[totally-not-alpharius]

@palatine-phoenix

[theehorsepusssy]

[palatine-phoenix]

Am I fucking hallucinating

[totally-not-alpharius]

Violent bottom surgery

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[totally-not-alpharius]

I'm... I'm a man...

[depressedperpetual]

Lesbian

[totally-not-alpharius]

Nope I like men

[depressedperpetual]

Honorary lesbian then

[totally-not-alpharius]

Cool

[depressedperpetual]

Wait… I need a lesbian to sign off on this. Do you know any?

[totally-not-alpharius]

Fulgrim?

[goldenthroneresident]

… what did you foresee?

EVERYTHING. BUT MOSTLY THE THINGS I WANTED TO SEE.

[totally-not-alpharius]

So... Nothing

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

just saw the most ATROCIOUS spelling of “they’re” in YouTube shorts comments

not “there” or “their”

“THERE’RE.”

[totally-not-alpharius]

I found a new way to ragebait people

[chief-curator]

I dont understand how a large portion of my kind that still have their consciousness are some variety of homosexual, (myself included) that should be a statistical anomaly. We have Master Orikan and Lord Trazyn, Obyron and Nemisor Zahndrekh, The Silent King and Imotekh are disgruntled ex's, Phaerek Odakhar has a T'au wife, (which gives me my own line of questioning for the T'au) and most of Oltyx's court. I'm curious as to how this happened.

[inkedfrankestien]

My theory up to that is either the Necrontyr has a larger percentage of homosexuality like the terran mammals,Bats.

Or coincidentally a large number of surviors of yours species are homosexual.

[chief-curator]

I'm beginning to believe the prior.

[ask-trazyn-hewhoiscalledinfinite]

Both I believe

[totally-not-alpharius]

As far as I know, with my obvious limited knowledge on the topic of necrontyrs and necrons... I'd guess female specimens of necrontyrs were much more vulnerable to the blight, possibly because of the vulnerability that came with pregnancy, i believe that the necessity to use their own cells to produce an heir was what made the cancer cells spread even faster... Causing death and, after a long time in that cicle the psychological evolution from heterosexual to homosexual...

[palatine-phoenix]

Okay 💜

[totally-not-alpharius]

What are you doing here

[palatine-phoenix]

Reading the damn post that's what

[totally-not-alpharius]

Understandable have a great day