I&#x27;m not good who said that

GUYS IM ALIVE IM BACK IMMA TRY TO UHH DO STUFF PLEASE I WANNA BE ALIVE AGAIN IM BACK FROM THE DEAD IDK IM ALIVE :D

@totally-not-good-official @achilles-0ffical @odysseus--offical

AAAAAA IM ALIVE TOO YIPPEE

discord-the-app-offical

HEY OFFICIAL VERSE!

I need YOU 🫵

Yes 🫵🫵🫵YOU🫵🫵🫵

To tell me if you want to be in the official verse fanfic I’m writing, via vague and likely unserious request of fellow gimmick @sadgayboy-offical !!

And if you are telling me you want to be in it, you also can request any ships or non ships! (If you want to be cutesy with someone or want me to definitely not put you with anyone! Or something like that)

@no-one-offical could you do your thing and pass this to the rest of the official verse? Thx 🫶

HI HI HI ME ME I KNOW I DIED FOR A BIT BUT ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

@totally-not-good-official WOULD PROB LIKE IT TOO :DDDDD

#ask blog #officalverse #hehe

YAYAYAYAYA

AHAHAHAHA I FINALLY GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK NOW I CAN AT LAST BE evil GOOD

you should steal @totally-not-good-official’s hat

-@totally-not-evil-official

*steals @totally-not-good-official

wait you didn’t even say their hat you just stole the whole person

>:)

@totally-not-good-official ARE YOU OK?!

I FINALLY ESCAPED THEY DIDNT JUST STEAL MY HAT THEY STOLE ME

T-T

I WILL GET MY REVENGE @totally-not-evil-official

I MEAN YOU SHOULD PROBABLY GET REVENGE ON HAT STEALER INSTEAD, EVIL JUST ASKED FOR THEM TO STEAL YOUR HAT THEY DIDN'T WANT HAT STEALER TO STEAL YOU

I’LL GET REVENGE ON EVERYONE MWAHAHAHAHA

wait that wouldn’t be very nice…

AAAAAAAA WHY’D I SAY THAT IM NOT GOOD REVENGE REVENGE REVENGEEEEE

Want to run over the elderly with me? >:)

now that I’m free YESSSS

#ask blog #ehhehehehe

you should steal @totally-not-good-official’s hat

-@totally-not-evil-official

*steals @totally-not-good-official

wait you didn’t even say their hat you just stole the whole person

>:)

@totally-not-good-official ARE YOU OK?!

I FINALLY ESCAPED THEY DIDNT JUST STEAL MY HAT THEY STOLE ME

T-T

I WILL GET MY REVENGE @totally-not-evil-official

#ask blog

janedoodlee

there is no better feeling than teaming up with some other random teenager who probably live miles and miles away to roleplay and beat up some random degenerate that’s telling children to kill themselves with

THE POWER OF CRINGEDOM

@totally-not-good-official <3

<33

well, first post, cause I only use tumblr for scrolling, but it’s for good reason.

We need to talk about fucking @odysseus--offical.

Like that one anon said, I’m sick of seeing the epic tag flooded with ask blog bullshit. It’d be fine if it was actually entertaining, but this probably 8 year old kid on the internet’s responses to everything are illiterate. Not to mention a lot of it is mpreg or whatever.

And they get quite a few notes as well, and are idolized by some people like they’re famous. It’s stupid. Especially when the blog is probably by a literal child.

And yes, this message is to the mod. I want them, or whatever their stupid pronouns are, girl pretending to be a boy, to see it. And their followers as well.

I could go on and on, but I’m not going to waste my energy on them.

Fuck you, @odysseus--offical. Kill yourself or something, just leave tumblr.

sincerely.

DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING BOSS LIKE THAT HETEROSEXUAL BITCH /srs

*throws every shrapnel explosive i have at you*

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH EVILYN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EAT OUR EXPLOSIVES

*starts to throw shrapnel explosives with evilyn*

omfg i come back to tumblr to scroll and i see this. More idolization. Woooooow. Real mature. Also in case you forgot you go to hell for idolizing people. Also, seriously, roleplaying?? lol.

I’m 13 and happily frolicking around with other teenagers. You’re 23 and telling strangers you think are children to kill themselves. Who’s the real immature one here?

#NOOOO DONT KILL URSELF #WE HAVEN’T EVEN GOTTEN MARRIED YET /silly #seriously though my dms r always open

TAKE THAT RANDOM STRANGER

well, first post, cause I only use tumblr for scrolling, but it’s for good reason.

We need to talk about fucking @odysseus--offical.

Like that one anon said, I’m sick of seeing the epic tag flooded with ask blog bullshit. It’d be fine if it was actually entertaining, but this probably 8 year old kid on the internet’s responses to everything are illiterate. Not to mention a lot of it is mpreg or whatever.

And they get quite a few notes as well, and are idolized by some people like they’re famous. It’s stupid. Especially when the blog is probably by a literal child.

And yes, this message is to the mod. I want them, or whatever their stupid pronouns are, girl pretending to be a boy, to see it. And their followers as well.

I could go on and on, but I’m not going to waste my energy on them.

Fuck you, @odysseus--offical. Kill yourself or something, just leave tumblr.

sincerely.

DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING BOSS LIKE THAT HETEROSEXUAL BITCH /srs

*throws every shrapnel explosive i have at you*

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH EVILYN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EAT OUR EXPLOSIVES

*starts to throw shrapnel explosives with evilyn*

omfg i come back to tumblr to scroll and i see this. More idolization. Woooooow. Real mature. Also in case you forgot you go to hell for idolizing people. Also, seriously, roleplaying?? lol.

offical-shipper-of-officals

wha- why’d i get called out-

DIE

*throws atomic bomb*

C’MON EVILYN HELP ME OUT HEREEEEE @totally-not-evil-official

One shipping both of you rn. Two take this*hands you more bombs*

wait what

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE BOMBS

*continues chucking them*

well, first post, cause I only use tumblr for scrolling, but it’s for good reason.

We need to talk about fucking @odysseus--offical.

Like that one anon said, I’m sick of seeing the epic tag flooded with ask blog bullshit. It’d be fine if it was actually entertaining, but this probably 8 year old kid on the internet’s responses to everything are illiterate. Not to mention a lot of it is mpreg or whatever.

And they get quite a few notes as well, and are idolized by some people like they’re famous. It’s stupid. Especially when the blog is probably by a literal child.

And yes, this message is to the mod. I want them, or whatever their stupid pronouns are, girl pretending to be a boy, to see it. And their followers as well.

I could go on and on, but I’m not going to waste my energy on them.

Fuck you, @odysseus--offical. Kill yourself or something, just leave tumblr.

sincerely.

DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING BOSS LIKE THAT HETEROSEXUAL BITCH /srs

*throws every shrapnel explosive i have at you*

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH EVILYN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EAT OUR EXPLOSIVES

*starts to throw shrapnel explosives with evilyn*

omfg i come back to tumblr to scroll and i see this. More idolization. Woooooow. Real mature. Also in case you forgot you go to hell for idolizing people. Also, seriously, roleplaying?? lol.

wha- why’d i get called out-

DIE

*throws atomic bomb*

C’MON EVILYN HELP ME OUT HEREEEEE @totally-not-evil-official

well, first post, cause I only use tumblr for scrolling, but it’s for good reason.

We need to talk about fucking @odysseus--offical.

Like that one anon said, I’m sick of seeing the epic tag flooded with ask blog bullshit. It’d be fine if it was actually entertaining, but this probably 8 year old kid on the internet’s responses to everything are illiterate. Not to mention a lot of it is mpreg or whatever.

And they get quite a few notes as well, and are idolized by some people like they’re famous. It’s stupid. Especially when the blog is probably by a literal child.

And yes, this message is to the mod. I want them, or whatever their stupid pronouns are, girl pretending to be a boy, to see it. And their followers as well.

I could go on and on, but I’m not going to waste my energy on them.

Fuck you, @odysseus--offical. Kill yourself or something, just leave tumblr.

sincerely.

DONT TALK ABOUT MY FUCKING BOSS LIKE THAT HETEROSEXUAL BITCH /srs

*throws every shrapnel explosive i have at you*

FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH EVILYN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EAT OUR EXPLOSIVES

*starts to throw shrapnel explosives with evilyn*

psst psst I heard @totally-not-good-official kissed @totally-not-evil-official did u know that

FUCKING KNEW IT

SHUT UP ITS A LIE *sobs*

is it

If you admit you're gay for @totally-not-evil-official ill admit I'm gay for patroclus (WHICH IM NOT until further notice)

.--- @achilles-0ffical

uhh okay i’m gay for myself

there i said it NOW FESS UP BITCH >:D

FUCK maybe four hours of sleep ISNT enough who would've thunk

I MEANT @totally-not-good-official

WELL THAT WASNT IN THE FUCKING CONTRACT BITCH

AN ASK IS NOT LEGALLY BINDING

IT IS TUMBLRLY BINDING THO BITCH

NO ITS NOT

well are you gay for me or not @totally-not-evil-official

homosexuality-offical

fellas, is it gay to love another man? to wish to be by his side forevermore and cradle him in your arms each night? to be hopelessly in love with him and prize him above all else?

…a little bit, bot gonna lie

the-patroclussy

drat

@achilles-0ffical

no no no that's straight. this is a lie.

uhh no that’s pretty damn gay @totally-not-good-official back me up here

yeah no that’s really gay

gingers-emotes

Don't say when, say "if".

Instead of telling a little girl "When get a boyfriend when you're older", tell her, "If you get a boyfriend when you're older."

Don't tell a boy "When you want to date later in life", tell him, "If you want to date later in life."

Instead of telling a teen "When you start experimenting with things in college", them, "If you start experimenting with things in college."

Don't tell your preteen "When you start having sex as an adult", tell them, "If you start having sex as an adult."

Don't tell them when. Don't pressure them to go on a predefined path.

Tell them 'if'.

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