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💧Welcome to the terror dome💧 Hello, I’m Lapis Lazuli. I’m 5000 years old and I like people, places and things. •Asks and Submissions are welcome!• @bode-lockes

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Lapis: This gem [slides photo across table] I want you to kill her.

Garnet: This is a picture of you.

Lapis: Steven wants me to try Zumba.

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Life is short. If you have a crush on someone, walk right up to them then a little past them and just keep going. It’s probably not worth it.

- Lapis Lazuli, probably

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Peridot: [sees Lapis fighting the Lapis Duo] Ladies please, there's no reason to fight over me.

Lapis: No one's fighting over you!

Peridot: Oh. Well then carry on.

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Peridot: What are we gonna do?

Lapis: I dunno. Maybe sushi?

Peridot:

Lapis:

Peridot: I was talking about Steven!

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*over text*

Connie: SKDJSJSJ

Lapis: What is that?

Connie: It’s a keysmash!

Lapis: How do I do it?

Connie: Just press anything

Lapis: 7

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I love your quotes and posts, I can just picture them being canon

*bad at compliments part two*

Y’all know how this goes. Hey thanks 😎 *finger guns*

No but seriously thanks lol

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Amethyst: Awkward sibling hug?

Lapis: Awkward sibling hug.

*hug*

Amethyst and Lapis: Pat, pat.

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That’s it. This is it. I’ve done it. I’ve found THE BEST BLOG on tumblr. And it’s you

*doesnt know how to take compliments*

hey thanks 😎

*finger guns*

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Lapis: can you stop quoting football quotes?

Greg: Nah, feels great baby!

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Greg: *crying because his team lost*

Lapis: There, there. Football is stupid.

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Amethyst: Who’s the clingier one?

Peridot, arms wrapped around Lapis’ neck and face buried in Lapis’ neck: Lapis.

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Lapis: *disappointed* They don’t even have a dalmatian here.

Steven: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?

Lapis: I’m just saying it would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.

Steven: Lapis, they’re not indigenous to firehouses.

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Peridot: *bangs head repeatedly at something Lapis said*

Lapis: Oh my stars, Peridot. You’ll get over it.

Peridot: I know. I just have to be dramatic first.

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Lapis: Welcome to Little Homeworld. We have drugs and messed up ideas of flirting.

Peridot: *pointing to herself* And this piece of magnificence right here.

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Kevin: Lapis is kinda cute.

Lars: So is a mountain lion, but you don’t pet it.

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Steven: Ugh, you know what’s the worst thing EVER?

Lapis: *muttering* People.

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Lars: What kind of a name is Lapis anyways?

Lapis: As compared to Lars?