Welcome to the Trash fire

He/They/Any, whatever tickles my taint Aro Agender Bi, 22, LGBTQ+ safe zone. Certified Grillster enjoyer send me that shit please 🙏 Never tag shit btw. Continue at your own risk

[introvertsnation]

[jvhdb]

"im going to see lilo and stitch tomorrow at the cinema so i can see how bad it is and laugh at it"

YOU ARE STILL GIVING THEM MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hopedep]

Fact.

[anxietyproblem]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Condition: teleportation lag. Gain one point of exhaustion for each time zone you crossed

[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[anxietyproblem]

[animentality]

[spiralstaircased]

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

[pukicho]

Your posts smell like a Scholastic book fair in mid-October, 2009. Sometimes 2011.

Nostalgia is a mental trap. You are suffocating yourself from experiencing new experiences. Escape the cage.

[feralcockroachhhhhh-deactivated]

INSUFFERABLE KNOW IT ALL ALERT!!!!!! this guy doesn't know that everything is a remix of the first five experiences, and he thinks not acknowledging the repetitive nature of humanity will make things different

[pukicho]

YOU ARE THE KNOW-IT-ALL FOR BELIEVING ALL EXPERIENCES HAVE ALREADY BEEN EXPERIENCED. YOU LOVER OF SLUDGE. FIND ME AND I WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE PERMENANTLY.

[pseudophan]

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

[valicelavidad]

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

[pseudophan]

[animentality]

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[joldfish]

[hurglewurm]

saw a really good wizard jacket the other day

[guerrillatech]