she turned his remote vibe on 😳

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she turned his remote vibe on 😳
Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.
i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train
zendaya is meechee
i love girls and i love twitter and i love girls on twitter
You can’t make this stuff up 😐
Employers, banks and other financial institutions already send detailed information to the IRS. The government knows how much you owe in tax. If they wanted to they could send you a tax bill and a form you could fill in to claim back taxable expenses (like travelling for work purposes.) It’s called Return Free Filing And is used in the majority of countries in the world. The American tax system has been deliberately set up this way so people will engage accountants, tax services, and tax software like TurboTax, because those same companies spent a lot of money lobbying Congress to keep the tax system complicated so they can make more money when you hire their services. They’re basically using the money you’re paying them to make sure congress doesn’t make your taxes easier.
not even God can predict this ending
robert pattinson cooking pasta on facetime for gq interview is a work of art
Item: bird lube
“it works”
Calvin and Hobbes still relevant 25 years later.
if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive
i would simply um
um. so i would just
Yup that's what it's like
Peperony and chease
I’m going to throw up
Don’t talk to Mumford or his sons ever again
retromomentofgypsywhatever:
I got this at a pro life convention in my sophomore year of high school
I got one at my university my senior year.
My roommates were horrified.
sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby. sticky baby. butter baby.
oh my god
no offense but that ep of jimmy neutron where they start working at a burger place and jimmy’s the janitor and he sees a pack of salt on the floor and says “oh it’s sodium chloride” he should have been fired just for saying that
GET IT WHITE BOY