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hey everyone!!!!!! this blog will be going inactive! i am moving permanently to @violtaire . hopefully i’ll see some of y'all there xoxo
hey everyone!!!!!! this blog will be going inactive! i am moving permanently to @violtaire . hopefully i'll see some of y'all there xoxo
So I was taught a lesson in how to get rid of a migraine in 30 seconds and omfg listen my migraines don’t go away ever but I was shown what part of my body to touch and like???????????????
It’s witchcraft????????? Like I would be burned at the stake if I lived in ye olde days knowing that information?????
What the fuck??????
Spill it! Lol….Hooooowwwww?? Had migraines since age 9….😓😓😓
Its called the T4 push, but I literally can’t find the info online????? I guess I’m not searching good enough? These medical fuckers are holdin out on us lol.
It’s best to have someone do this for you while you stand up and relax your muscles as best you can, but if you’re alone, a tennis ball and a flat surface will probably work. Alternatively you can lie on the edge of a bed at the pressure point. (But no really do try to find someone to do it for you)
Find the area in your spine between either the first, second, third, or fourth vertebrae. It should be sore and uncomfortable to press down on, so look for the one that’s most painful, and press down with as much pressure as you can on that area for 30 seconds.
Realize that 80% of your pain has magically disappeared and keep the info secret if you live in a small puritan town, lest you be tried for witchcraft.
If you don’t have to worry about being burned or hanged, then share the info with your migraine suffering friends.
As someone who wrote a 10k word paper on pressure points for a high belt ranking test in her martial arts class, I can tell you that you just found a pressure point used in acupressure and acupuncture to relieve pain, particularly that in the head. :)
me on my deathbed: why wasn’t baymax as popular as the minions why is human nature so flawed
I’m pretty sure it’s physically impossible for a human to mention mitochondria without calling it the powerhouse of the cell
gifs are not witchcraft
The other day I was showing my bff some of the stuff I made with ps and while he was very enthusiastic about it, he also said something that made me think:
“Is this hard to do though? I have no idea how photoshop works, so I don’t know if this takes a lot of time and skills or if it’s something that anyone could do in five minutes.”
I snorted pretty hard at the “five minutes” part, cause I wish, but then it occurred to me that most people are probably like my best friend, and having no idea how we do what we do, take for granted our gifsets (which are indeed not made through witchcraft, though I’m convinced some of us must have sold their soul to the devil).
I’ll forever remember that one person that commented under a colour porn gifset of mine “wow, I didn’t remember this movie was so bright and colourful!”
… That’s cause it wasn’t. I made it that way. Everytime you see a gifset, someone made it that way. Bright, dark, very pink, very red (or in my case very cyan), very colourful.
And it’s not just a matter of choosing all the scenes to gif (and consequently capture all those screencaps, decide where to crop them, resize them and, only after that, beginning the adventure that is colouring).
There’s a huge difference in what a movie/video looks like before we get our hands on it and after, and I think that’s probably one of the things that people who don’t make gifs tend not to realize.
Let me show you!
This is a gif of a scene taken from Iron Man 2. The only thing I did was resize it to 500pixels. This is what the actual movie looks like:
this is the exact same scene after I coloured it and applied my sharpening settings:
Now what you may think is “you just made it bright!”
It took me 12 layers of careful adjustments to just make it bright (which is not all that I did, btw) while trying not to bring out pixels (impossible with a scene as dark as this one) while at the same time trying my best to keep it under the 2mb limit (over which you can’t upload your gif on tumblr or it won’t move), and trying not to whitewash Rhodey as I lighten everything else. Let me tell you, none of this is particularly easy. It’s not impossible, but it’s not something you learn in five minutes.
Here’s another example:
actual movie:
colour porn:
Now the point of this post is that I’m hoping that people will see and understand that there’s a lot of work and effort on our part to make these gifs, so that everyone can appreciate them. And yet we see that effort easily dismissed every day when our works are stolen and reposted and people have no qualms about rebloging them anyway, cause after all they’re just pretty pictures made with a computer, what’s the fuss.
It took me two years of almost daily practice to get where I’m at now (and I still have a lot to learn), and that kind of attitude hurts me as a person before it hurts me as a content maker.
Blocking reposters and spreading the word doesn’t help much if things like this keep happening and no one cares.
This website is mostly made of gifsets and graphics (that’s not to undermine the importance of art and fics, I’m just saying that you see more gifs and graphics and photos than those other kind of wonderful content) and it would be a dream come true to see a bit more respect and appreciation for our category.
Leave nice tags under someone’s gifset you really really liked. Tell them how much you loved how they used that particular song/quote on that particular character. How happy you are they’re making gifs about your favourite ship.
Encourage content makers, you’ll be rewarded with more content.
Be kind. Do not take us for granted, please.
jehan/described as timid= popularly light skinned cosette/described as beautiful/birdlike= popularly light skinned enjolras/described as beautiful/stunning= popularly light skinned
bahorel/described as loud and boisterous and a fighting spirit= popularly dark skinned grantaire/described as volitile and obnoxious= frequently dark skinned eponine/described as daughter of a wolf, harsh= popularly dark skinned
check urself
seriously, especially young white fans, you should aim to break stereotypes in your character design. you have the power to not be a douche, to not continue the cycle of shit. do it. do it
Shit my wife has said to our cat part 2
- Hello my angel, my very most special piece of shit.
- I have several questions: Where the fuck did you come from? Why the fuck are you here? And, that’s it.
- I cannot love you in the way you want, you spooning bastard.
- Is your flesh made of pain? If that’s true, why do you demand to inflict it??
- You could be the mother of darkness. You open your mouth and scream and that is what ushers in the darkness.
- If we had a saintly cat in this household, she wouldn’t fit in.
- I pet another cat. It was amazing, Miss Kitty. It was untouched by your evil.
- (Cat: gets sick) I never thought you mortal enough for a cold, Miss Kitty. I thought you ethereal, but not in a heavenly sort of way.
- (Cat: sneezes) Get the bad spirits out, Miss Kitty. Those are just the demons.
- You know what you are Miss Kitty? A nuisance. And a pixie. Who eats newborns. That’s how you get your gold. Where’s your gold, you little shit?
-Lay down! Collapse your legs and put your body on the bed, you little monster!
- I’m arguing with you because you don’t have a brain. You have a festering cesspool of intentions. And I love you so goddamned much.
- You’ve got whiskers like livewire, hot stuff.
👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾
That’s called healthcare AND sickcare, and it includes education in both. Way to go, CUBA!
Hey, actual Cuban person here:
It’s great that Cuba has healthcare and education, but please keep in mind that Cuba is also run by an oppressive government that forces its people to live on rations and imprisons those who speak out against the government.
So. Don’t take this to mean “Cuba is great and perfect ™ and the people are doing 1000% fantastic and this is a perfect example of how communism can benefit individuals” because it 10000% DOES NOT.
Remember that the VAST majority of Cubans in the United States are REFUGEES. As in, they FLED prosecution and suffering.
I found Travis Mcelroy’s myspace and I don’t think mortal eyes were ever meant to see these photos
We have this classic profile pic
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GRIFFIN???
GRIFFIN?? JUSTIN???
& my personal favorite:
JUSTIN WAS LINKED IN HIS CONNECTIONS AND THIS IS HIS PROFILE
TWO OF THE SAME PIC WITH THAT CAPTION ON ONE OF THEM AND NOTHING ELSE
THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY
Unfollow me if you make fun of trans people’s pronouns or their identity
And unfollow me if you think it’s acceptable to misgender them just because you don’t like them as a person.
thank you for sacrificing followers to fight for me and many like me.
Do you have any recommendations for baby drag kings? I've been thinking of getting into it as of recently but I have no idea where to start
i’m a baby drag king myself! so idk how much help i can be but i’ll try!
I’ve only been officially doing it since like late May.
But if I could offer any advice:
-Come up with a name that sells your drag and is cool to you. It’s literally whatever the fuck you want. If you want your name to be Xerox Copy, Gas Station Bathroom, Salsa Picante, Red Rover, Phlegm, you can do that. There’s no limit here. My name is Andro Gin cause I knew I wanted some masculine liquor in there but I also wanted to showcase like “hey, this will be a meddling of gender and not ‘male impresonation’ ” hence the play on Androgyne. As an androgynous woman, I knew my alter ego would be androgynous aswell to some degree. So yeah, put thought.
-There are a ton of good makeup dupes on amazon that way you’re not spending an arm and a leg. search “flash palette” and the one that’s like appx $15 is the dupe to the $100 makeup forever version. it’s actually amazing. it comes in different colors for you to mix and play with for foundations and shit. I also bought this mass glitter pack on amazon that has literally advanced my drag. glitter, man.
-brushes are important but buying some arts and crafts cheapy ones i never realized would be as helpful as they are cause a lot of the time they come in weird shapes you didn’t realize you needed until you’re putting on makeup.
-If you’re gonna use makeup tutorials that’s fine, but don’t rely on it. i used a couple at first to understand how i would be contouring my face for drag but from then on i kind of just do my own thing. also don’t be pressured to do what it seems like everyone else is doing - there’s no one right way to do drag. it’s intimidating at first but it’s really cool to solidify your own look. i look at photos for inspiration but everything comes out of my own head. figure out what kind of king you are aesthetically and run with it. it’ll take a while for you to figure it out and even then you’re always gonna evolve so enjoy the ride.
-i’d suggest also to learn basic sewing. i’m fortune enough to have gone to theater school where classes like that were mandatory so i have a good foundation on how to construct pieces but only reason i say this is because $$$ and because sometimes let’s say you’re thrifting and there’s a perfect piece but it’s too big, you’d know how to alter it or let’s say your outfit gets fucked up while performing, you’d know how to fix it. etc. get thrifty get crafty
-if you’re gonna be an instagram king and not performing, make sure your looks are that strong. if you are going to be performing, idk how old you are - im assuming of age, go out to the scenes. this is so important. you need to make connections and you need to network otherwise you won’t get booked - especially if you’re new. maybe even go out in drag and have people actually see you, go on instagram and find the people running the party of the night and message them complimenting their work and expressing interest in performing
-Drag is mainstream now but remember, you’re essentially a glorified gogo dancer. you’re performing for tip money. this can be rough cause people get drunk, not everyone is respectful, your gigs will end at 4am so it’s dangerous being in drag outside of the venue at that time - bring people to take you to your car, have weapons etc. you NEED to have a tough skin to do this. I got punched my second time in drag. shit like this happens to every drag queen/king I know. queer people, especially gender bending queer people, are still largely hated by cishet society so you need to protect yourself.
-Also, don’t be afraid to ask about payment. Queens/Kings get paid to perform. Find out how much that usually is depending on the venue so you don’t get swindled etc.
-respect your art, but also know how to entertain a crowd.
-not everyone is gonna like you or get what you do, that’s fine. people will though, and that’s what’s worth it.
-MAKE FRIENDS with other drag queens/kings. they will guide you esp if they see that you have potential. believe me idk where i’d be if it wasn’t for queens I met that are now really good friends of mine that held my hand while i was starting out. These are wonderful people and will be your loudest cheerleaders.
Best of Luck!!!
The Incredibles 2 is coming soon, matter of fact June 15, 2018, is the official release date.
At Comic-Con some viewers were able to get a sneak peek preview of Bob a.k.a Mr. Incredible being a stay-at-home dad with Jack Jack, as Elastigirl went off to fight some bad guys. In this clip viewers were able to witness the immense superpowers Jack Jack acquires between laser vision, walking through walls, duplicating, fire, and the countless other powers that even the Incredibles seems to be scratching their heads about.
The Incredibles 2 will be picking up exactly where The Incredibles (2004) left off.
The signs as fall aesthetics
Aries: bonfires, cinnamon, golden autumn sunlight, stepping on leaves and feeling them crunch under your feet, halloween
Taurus: tea lights, oversized sweaters, hot spiced apple cider, autumn wreaths, brown sugar
Gemini: forests filled with changing leaves, fall fairy lights, jack-o-lanterns, candy corn, crisp apples
Cancer: cozy blankets, red noses and cheeks from the cold, the first sip of a pumpkin spice latte, baggy clothes and messy hair, rainy days cozying up with blankets and warm drinks
Leo: boots and socks, caramel apples and candies, thanksgiving festivities and food, the feeling of drinking something warm on a cool day
Virgo: crisp air, pumpkin patches, rainy days, farmer's markets, the smell of cinnamon in houses and stores
Libra: the feeling of being bundled up, hayrides, Halloween candy, driving with the windows down on a cool sunny day
Scorpio: hardwood floors, hot chocolate, seeing your breath in the cold, Halloween decorations, roasting marshmallows on an open fire
Sagittarius: apple picking, fuzzy socks that keep your feet warm, walks in the woods bundled up in cozy clothes, the smell of fire in the cold, trick or treating at dusk
Capricorn: black coffee, overcast days, chilly mornings and nights, flannel shirts, pumpkin pie
Aquarius: jumping into piles of leaves, reading outside in the cool air, scarecrows, feeling the warmth of sunlight on a cold day
Pisces: haunted houses, drinking hot drinks outside on chilly days, apple pie, foggy days, frost on the leaves and grass in the mornings
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I’m the friend.
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