Make Them Laugh So They Forget You're Ugly.

I Really Fucking Hate Cops

[totman15]

[eblu3]

[brawl announcer voice] "HOMESTAR RUNNER"

[my crunchy wii remote speaker] "alwiiiiight"

[harmonyfriends]

Visit Original Link

[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[medievaljournalist]

i would smoke an enchanted cigarette if given the opportunity

[sanitymakesposts]

You don’t get it, idiot. This AOC clap back is going to make racists develop a sense of empathy.

[cash4bees]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I'm sorry I did something weird if it makes you feel better I torment myself and consider suicide about it every day

[stardial]

missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up

[sacred-portal]

[sexhaver]

musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

[fernthefanciful]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[stonergirlswag]

[lambpaca]

Did u fucking see that

[loiswasadevil]

Sometime I Crave Family Guy more than Water

[fuckmaster-unlimited]

a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes

[sugary-sheep]

(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.

[sleepy-bebby]

Bandicoot. 🍓

[forcefemme-vigilante]

Crash Bro your Peanus is Licking That Berry

[godshideouscreation]

[sighinastorm]

dig how Portugal is looking at her

[sighinastorm]

golden lion tamarin

[arroz-con-yolo]

where else could you get this

[woman-becomer]

shout out to the giant worm in the center of the earth. thank you for never surfacing 🙏 we appreciate you. have fun in the lower crusts

[labgrownmeat]

sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies

[juuni-byou]

i said bawk tuah. like if she was a chicken

[juuni-byou]

puts my elbows out like wings

[labgrownmeat]

oh yeah. that's pretty funny. sorry im just thinking about other shit

[juuni-byou]

cluck on that thangg