tea is a part time artist and part time groundskeeper.
as you can see, paired with their biggest cheerleader osomatsu <3
is the choker dangle an upside-down cross, a sword, or a symbol of my love for women? you'll never know lol
people keep asking me for my ocs in dms and i finally have smth to throw their way lol. thank you everyone for pushing me to make this iusdhfuihsdf i hate making references so much.
With the season 4 announcement - I wanna see ALL the self inserts and OC’s! Bring all your platonic & romantic (non-BL obvs) pairings to the table! WE’RE SO BACK!
hiiiii is it possible if i can get ichimatsu with a shy goth reader?? thx in advance :3
of course, coming right up! i have actually gotten lots of request for Ichimatsu with a Goth! Reader so it would be my pleasure to finally deliver!
forgive me as i sort of rambled in this '^^
osomatsu san/reader - ichimatsu/goth! shy!reader
- I can totally see Ichimatsu dating someone who is shy or goth, but those two things together? You are literally perfect for him in his eyes.
- He doesn’t know how you do it, being able to express yourself like that through your dark fashion kind of intimidates him at first but he gets over it real quick when he realizes how timid you are.
- Will death stare someone down if you realize that people are rudely staring at you, the stranger will cower in fear as the dark aura around Ichimatsu would grow larger and thicker as they continue to stare.
- Shy kisses and hugs are a must, the both of you quickly pecking each other's lips as you both turn away from each other, you hide your flushed face in your hands as Ichimatsu sweat profusely, tightly gripping his pants legs.
- Will be anxious about it at first but will secretly love it if you buy him goth articles of clothing, it would start out simple enough like a bracelet or a choker (of course having black cats on them) but soon enough he’s wearing full-body goth clothes on dates.
- His brothers would tease him about it at first, much to his dismay, but with a death stare and a threat to kill them later they sulk in silence because let's be honest, Ichi is the only one with a partner at this point.
- Karamatsu will later congratulate him by wrapping an arm around his shoulder on his advance in the fashion world and toast to him and you at Chibitas Oden stand, and that’s how Karamatsu ended up floating down the river the next morning.
- I imagine your first date would be a cemetery walk, Ichimatsu was happy because cats frequent Akatsuka’s cemetery all the time so he got to spend time with his feline friends AND indulge in your interests.
- You both sat on a grassy field, cats sitting on your laps as you laid your head on Ichimatsu’s shoulder whilst he was looking off into the distance, making him freeze up at first. He started to ease into the position as he listened to your calm breathing. He did that quite often, whether it was listening to your heartbeat while the two of you cuddled or when he focused on your calm breathing while panicking.
- You two stayed like that for a while and of course, five pairs of eyes stared through a bush with intense jealousy as they watched their brother successfully get through the first date.
- Haunted house dates are also a must when it becomes your favorite time of year, although not much scaring goes on as whenever a worker tries to approach the two of you they get stared down by your scary boyfriend. He gets really protective over you when the workers try to scare you, which in turn you tell him “Ich, it is literally their job to scare us.”
- Speaking of Halloween, you both do all the festivities, and that includes dressing up and going Trick or Treating! I could totally see the two of you going as a matching couples costume, a Morticia and Gomez Addams couples costume idea comes to mind.
- Although you both are way past the age demographic, the pair of you go anyway (although you are reluctant at first as to not draw attention to yourself), but the idea of the both of you doing cute goth couple shit was too tempting to pass up.
- Anytime you answer the door and get weird looks for being adults, Ichi just death glares them down until they fearfully give you candy.
- This boy will do anything to make you happy, and he is surprised to know you would too.
- "Ehh? You'd do anything for me? Tch, you must be crazy to even think that... But... Maybe I'd do anything for you too, I guess..."
- And he really means that too, you know by the way he's grabbing the fabric of his pants as you shyly step closer to him to give him a kiss.
I have had this stuck in my head ever since you sent it, Anonym. Honestly I think Osomatsu might be perfect for this, so I hope you’re okay with me using him for this scenario. Osomatsu x A VERY stressed out GN!Reader, under the cut!
OMG I loved the daddymatsu headcanon you made, I totally loved it! Hey, I hope you don't mind, but could you please make a similar headcanon, but with the Mafia!Daddymatsu? , where they come home stained with blood and when they were about to go wash themself, their kids see him, and because of their innocence they think that their parents are hurt and they run around the house worried calling for their Mother saying something like "Mommy, mommy! daddy is hurt! He needs bandages and kissys!" , when in reality the blood is not even his father's *wink*
I hope you don't mind, take your time, and rest properly, I hope you have a good day/afternoon/night! <3
of course anon! coming right up! (i haven't written for the Mafia! bros ever so sorry if it seems ooc)! also sorry this took so long anon!
Ugh, he needed a shower. Fresh blood stained his suit as he walked through the door of his home, eager to wash this shit off and climb into bed with you. What he wasn't expecting, however, was his son running up to him with open arms, "Yay, dad's home!" Osomatsu was taken aback, he was supposed to be in bed by now! Before his son could hug him, the child stopped, taking a few steps back as he saw the crimson life essence staining his wear. Osomatsu cursed himself mentally, shit he wasn't supposed to see this. He promised you and his son that he wouldn't get involved with this mafia bullshit. Before he could say anything, his son called out to you while pointing his small finger at his father, "Mamma! Dad's hurt, he needs bandages for his boo-boos!" Osomatsu blinked in surprise as you came running in with a first-aid kit and a confused look, sighing in relief as you figured out what was happening. Before your son went to bed, the rest of the night was spent with your son bandaging your very confused and relieved husband with bandages he didn't even need.
karamatsu:
He tried so hard to keep this life away from his precious little girl, not wanting her to have any part in it whatsoever. And that included making sure the job was done as quickly and cleanly as he possibly could. But all it took was one slip-up and the haunting feeling he ruined his baby girl's innocence forever. He entered the house trying to get to the shower as quickly as he possibly could, quickly saying he was home, darting for the master restroom. Of course, he wasn't fast enough to outspeed an excited little girl as he heard her tiny footsteps following him down the hall, "Yay! Daddy's home!" His heart jumped at the sound of her voice, not even having time to react as she crawled from under his legs to face him, her happy face turned into an expression of fear as she saw her father covered in blood. This was it, all his fears were recognized as he felt his world crumble before him. Tears started to roll down her face, "Mommyyy! Daddy's hurt!" Although he felt a wave of relief that she didn't realize he had injured someone, Karamatsu panicked, "No no no my precious firefly! Daddy is alright! No need to call for mommy, we just need to wash away the boo-boos!" She hiccuped as her eyes looked up into his, "O-Ok..." Karamatsu and his daughter then bandaged him up together, even if he didn't need them but he kept up the illusion so she didn't know whose blood it really was.
choromatsu:
"Damn it..." He muttered to himself as he fixed his cuffs, it wasn't like him to botch up the job this badly. He was coming home from a fight that had broken out, he and his brothers came out unscathed but not clean. Blood was all over him as he entered the door, the house quiet as he took off his shoes. "I'll have to clean this tonight." Taking off his suit jacket, he headed for the laundry room but first made a pit stop at his daughter's bedroom. Cracking the door open, he saw the small toddler sleeping soundly as a warm smile spread across his face. He closed the door and sighed, too tired to even notice that the little girl had woken up and followed her father to the laundry room. He heard a small gasp behind him, making him freeze as he quickly turned around. Damn it! She can't see him, not like this, it will surely give the impression he killed someone, and having his daughter know that made him wanna scream! "Y-young lady, you should be in bed!" He whisper-yelled, not wanting to wake you up. "B-But daddy, you're hurt! You need bandages and kisses for your boo-boos!" "E-Eh?" His daughter ran up to him and took a very confused Choromatsu by the hand, "We're gonna go get mamma!" "WH-WHAT?! NO NO NO!"
ichimatsu:
His cat-like reflexes had filed him this time, he should have realized sooner he had passed them on to his daughter. Ichimatsu decided to make a run for it as soon as he reached the front door of your home, knowing his daughter would still be awake when he entered the door. He darted straight for the master restroom, ignoring your welcome. He made a mental note to explain to you what was going on later, but for now, all his mind could focus on was making sure his baby didn’t see him like this. He almost reached your bedroom door before his cat ears popped from his hair, flickering as he heard a small giggle from above. He looked up to her usual hiding place on the top of the bookshelf, damn him and his dumbass self. He should have known that was where she was. She had jumped down, Ichimatsu making sure he had his arms open to catch her so she wouldn’t fall. “Yay! Papa’s home! Papa’s– …Home…” Her tiny voice faltered as she looked at his clothes. Shit! He knew it was all over from there, soon enough she would hate him for all of this and she’ll move out when she’s eighteen with a boy and never come back and– “Papa! You’re hurt!” “Ehh?” His thoughts were interrupted as she placed her small hand on his chest, “You’ve got a lot of boo-boos! We need to bandage them!” She jumped down on all fours from his arms as she led him to you, “Mamma! Papa needs kisses and bandaids! He’s hurt!” Your husband looked at you with a surprised stare, keeping that expression as the two of you “bandaged” him.
jyushimatsu:
He walked home, blood-stained bat in hand, his signature smile never leaving his face as he thought of you and his son. Thoughts of the day he was born filled his head as his heart swelled with pride, walking through the front door of his house and yelling, “I’m home!” You yelled back your welcome from the kitchen as he looked around the room for his son. Nowhere to be found, good. The last thing he needs is for his boy to see him covered in someone else's blood. He made his way towards your bedroom as he stopped dead in his tracks, his eyes looking off towards the side as he heard plastic tricycle wheels roll up from behind him. Ah shit… “Hi dad, I had so much fun at school today! We did finger painting and read books and played games and–” His small child’s rambling was interrupted as he saw the back of his father's suit painted in blood. Jyushimatsu’s smile faltered when he heard his son’s voice die down, making the mistake of turning around for his son to see he was covered in more blood. Tears ran down the poor boy’s face as he got of his tricycle and ran up to his father. “No, don’t cry! Boeh!” Jyushimatsu attempted to make funny face gags in an attempt to get him to laugh, it didn’t really work though as his child cried louder. “Wahhhh! Dad’s hurt!” Huh? Well, he certainly wasn’t expecting that response. His child ran around the house shouting, “He needs bandages! My dad needs bandages!” Right on cue, you ran into the room with the bandages as your husband looked at you with a surprised expression. The both of you decided to go along with your son’s thinking as to not ruin his innocence. Maybe one day, you’ll tell him this story.
todomatsu:
Ew, he needed to get into the bath ASAP. He cursed to himself that he would miss putting his baby girl to bed as his baths normally take about an hour and she would already be in bed by then. Todomatsu always made sure to get home before then but today he was sloppy with his work. So sloppy that he ended up being covered in enemy blood. Luckily, his daughter wouldn’t have to see him like this so maybe her being in bed already was a blessing in disguise. Ready to come in and kiss you as you welcomed him home, he trudged through the door lazily shouting (not too loudly) that he was home. It had been a long day, all he needed was a warm relaxing bath and maybe a cuddle session or two with you if he was still awake by then. However, his thoughts were interrupted by his little girl’s squeal from the other room as he froze in place. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shiiiiit! You decided to let her stay up tonight so that she could see him, usually, that wouldn’t be a problem but on tonight of all nights, he could perish right there and right now. “Daddy! Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy, daaaaddy!” The small girl shouted as she ran around the corner from the living room, eyes closed as she squealed in delight once more. Aww, she was so cute! Wait, focus! Bath, now! “Not right now princess, daddy needs a bath!” He tried to escape from her, he really did but it all fell apart when he felt a tiny hand grab his own. “Daddy, you’re covered in blood…” SHIIIIIT! His face froze in terror as she tugged on his arm once more, “You’re hurt daddy, you need bandages right now! Moooommy!” “What?! No! Don’t call for your mother!” You ran in with bandages as you looked in confusion at the sight, laughing slightly as you helped your husband take off all his “bandages” later that night after your daughter went to bed so he could finally take his well-deserved bath.
ichimatsu is the type to do the disco by surf curse tiktok trend with you if you really begged him.
of course, he said no the first ten times but seeing the light in your eyes when he sighed, he couldn’t deny you your happiness.
he started off pretty lazily the first part of the dance, his face blank as pumped his fists into the air, but the facade all fell apart when you leaned closer to him earning a laugh from you.
he couldn’t help but crack a smile, snickering as you continued the dance, this time leaning closer to you as you instructed.
he lost his balance, falling right into you. his glee was replaced by panic as he blinked in surprise, “shit! you alright!?”
oh god he messed this up, you were gonna be so pissed that he ruined your video. he should’ve stuck with gut and refused to do this…
he was rather surprised as you bursted into giggles, tears forming in your eyes from how much you were laughing.
after a few minutes of reassurance, you posted the video to your social media, with his consent of course.
imagine todomatsu’s surprise when he saw the video pop up on his feed, showing it to the rest of his brothers which earned ichimatsu a questioning and a solid week of jealousy auras and death glares.
