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i'm sorta cool, i guess. check out my about page.

[honeylemony]

Highland cattle calves are shorter than most, but still rock the show!

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[corsolanite]

[henryclervals]

[iahfy]

snazzy asami ❤️

[iahfy]

[agetwellcard]

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

[dragontamereg]

POMME DE TERRE!

P…please… spare me…

[agetwellcard]

now say it in german

[snowflakeb0ttles]

@galaxyfreak4infinity

[sorrybutiforgotmyusername]

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

INDIG0

[pixelins]

my spring vibes all in one 🌸

[froads]

hear me out - chow chow arcanine

[deactivated334879-deactivated20]

my cat just squashed himself into the funniest position ive ever seen but i couldnt get my phone to take a pic without moving him so i drew it

[wombshaker]

I remember a white kid in my class talking about how his parents made 320k combined and they still “struggle” and thinking to myself: “It’s probably because they don’t know how to manage their fucking money and live above their means, but sure, just pretend it’s not their fault”

A few minutes later, he mentions that they vacation 3 times a year, own 3 cars, and spend $1000 a week (A WEEK) on food.

Long story short, I refuse to feel sorry for any of you upper-middle class folk that pretend you’re struggling financially too when you just have no sort of financial management skills.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

I remember reading about a couple who were both dentists and said they were living “paycheck to paycheck” but spent 10k a month.

[porterr-robinson]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[greedv-archive]

[zkrblog]

ツーミュウとミュウツーの瓶詰め

[bramblepatch]

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

[shakespork]

nick fury watching the events of civil war unfold: carol wouldn’t do this to me

[corviday]

my full piece for @raindancezine ! wanted to draw my fav gator 🐊✨