this peculiar incantation

tara. 20. thailand. english teacher. just here for a good time and some jazz, man

[hvmansadness]

[hitsvilleuk]

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Listen: Jamie xx - Sleep Sound The production boffin behind The xx continues to kill it when away from his bandmates. Whether it be introducing a whole new generation to Gil Scott-Heron, remixing Four Tet or putting out his own material, Jamie xx is clearly one of the top producers in the game. “Sleep Sound” continues in the vein of “Far Nearer” and “Beat For”, with woozy instrumentation, repurposed elements of R&B tracks and a great shifting beat. An album would be a nice treat right about now, J.

[angfdz-deactivated20160505]

my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy 

[ghibli-collector]

Kiki’s Loft Home (1989)

“I’ve decided not to leave this town. Maybe I can stay and find some other nice people who will like me and accept me for who I am.”

Kiki to Jiji

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[toucannon-blog]

I just want to be rich enough to live off the land. Self sufficient. Solar panels on the roof of my home that’s surrounded in the nature where the air is clean and crisp. The Earth under my toes every morning when I go out to my garden, every fruit and veg and herb, grown with love by my hand, plucked by my hand. There’s bees, we collect our own honey and provide them with the lushest garden of flowers. There’s chickens in the yard and a cat or two. Walking distance to a stream, maybe a river, maybe an ocean. The fresh, purifying quality of the water and that the sun cannot quell, only make lukewarm at best. Life, unsullied, no chemicals, all ethical and living in love

[walkinthepug]

[toucannon-blog]

me meeting a bumble bee

me: I respect you

bumble bee: Merci

[toucannon-blog]

me, begging: please just get up and do the work its not that hard you'll feel better when you do it

my brain, running away from me, smashing flowerpots with a broom: hey you know what my buddy u can go fuck yourself my guy

[magazin-e]

[pugsies]

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

[geometricdeathtrap-deactivated2]

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

Do not touch it

Do not touch it

Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.

Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.

Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

[chaplip]

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

[zzazu]

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

[pastel-wendigo]

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

[xakariahthepariah-deactivated20]

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This !@#$%^&* is bad news

[sparklefairydust-blog]

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

[youkofujima]

Please spread this information!

[herongale]

the one fucking time I actually will signal boost cuz I didn’t know about this and would never ever wanna learn about it first hand

[mochitits]

we actually had the bomb squad called to our house for something like this and it totally ruined the paint on my big bro’s car.  :c

[sandwichdelta]

i’ve never heard of this what the fuck. don’t get your hands blown apart guys.

[m24designs]

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp Just did a check. This is an actual thing. Keep safe around these things, people.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Yes do be careful, although if you want to see the bomb in a safe setting there are some YouTube videos and it’s pretty cool to watch.

[hallease]

[awesomevines]

[tandembicycles]

[Robber:] “This a robbery!’

[Guy in car:] “OH SHIT” [Begins to play a soft, melancholic tune on the violin]

[Robber:] “The fuck are you doing?”

[Guy in car:] “I’m sad as hell.”

[flightless-wings]

if a guy is hitting on u and he is clearly the alpha in his group of guys.. go for the third in command and undermine their whole power structure

[ariaste]

Relationships are scary and complicated ONLY when you start thinking of your partner as some kind of adversary. 

You know how to stop being scared of relationships? Remember that it’s got a goddamn buddy system *built in*. That’s all a relationship IS: “Let’s approach life with the buddy system.”

Check on your buddy. Make sure your buddy doesn’t forget their lunch box on the schoolbus. Hold hands with your buddy so you don’t get lost. If your buddy wants to look at the monkey cage, look at the goddamn monkey cage with them. If you are the one looking at the monkey cage, ask your buddy what they want to do next, and when they want to feed the giraffe, help them find a quarter for the little food dispenser. Be a good buddy, and if your buddy isn’t a good one too, tell the teacher and ask for a new one.

This isn’t fucking rocket science, people. 

[matociquala]

I have reblogged this before. I will reblog it again. And it’s not just romantic relationships: it’s family members and friends as well.

[smartass-stripper]

This kind of woke my ass up because of the amount of times I’ve had a buddy who didn’t check on me, didn’t want me to check on them, but didn’t want me to leave.

[pucikat-deactivated20161211]

shout out to rice

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.