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That moment when the grocery store you work at accidentally affirms your gender aka I get to work both the Boy Job and the Girl Job. No one else works in both departments except for meeee and I’m not even out as queer.
(When I say Boy Job and Girl Job I mean jobs that are 98% male employees and 98% female employees, none of that gender role bs)
My gender is girl EXCEPT i secretly love when straight men fuck up and say “yessir” and “oh you’re a *blank* kinda guy huh” when referring to me
Yall feel me on this?
in australia if a girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a seemingly random fact then you know exactly what time of the month it is
dO YOU GUYS HAVE FUCKING FUN FACTS PRINTED ON YOUR TAMPONS OR SOMETHING
they’re on pad wrappers!!!!!
oh my god
Bringing this back
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The Israeli occupation army has admitted to running a Telegram channel showcasing extreme, graphic content and gore, or snuff films.
The channel was created on October 9, two days after the war began, as “The Avengers.” The next day the name was changed to “Azazel,” based on the Hebrew pronunciation of “Gaza” and a word for hell, before being changed to its current name [72 Virgins Uncensored]. One entry posted on October 11 reads: “Burning their mother … You won’t believe the video we got! You can hear the crunch of their bones. We’ll upload it right away, get ready.” Images of Palestinian captives and corpses were captioned “Exterminating the roaches … exterminating the Hamas rats. … Share this beauty.” In another instance, the following caption accompanied a video of an Israeli soldier allegedly dipping machine gun bullets in pork fat: “What a man!!!!! Lubricates bullets with lard. You won’t get your virgins.” And: “Garbage juice!!!! Another dead terrorist!! You have to watch it with the sound, you’ll die laughing.”
And here's a link to the original exposé, published by the Israeli newspaper Haaretz (behind a paywall)
hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes
enter the cornflakes domain
I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in
@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsite-hall-of-girlfriend
‘Thoth and the Chief Magician’, 1925. Evelyn Pau
I love tumblr. I fucking love tumblr. Where else am I going to find shit like this
RYAN GOSLING "I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
Does anyone have any game recs for Xbox… I’m pretty specific in what I like and it’s hard to find games that fit my profile.
Big fan of: good graphics, good plot
I don’t love using guns or ranged weapons so if there’s a sword/knife option that’d be great
My favourite games I’ve played so far are assassins creed odyssey and origins, I also have the French Revolution one but I’m not as into it as the other two, I also really liked Outer Worlds
So yeah if anyone has any recommendations for similar games to those mentioned that’d be great thank you
do people actually read books while in the bathtub
how do you not get everything wet
why is this making me laugh so fucking hard
THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG
"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring
"it has an LCD and an app!" that will be so fun in 7 years when everything still works except the dead screen and the abandoned software.
"so many extra features" so that's why it costs 3x more and has 1/5th the lifespan of the old model.
when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon
Your brother is the best
Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito
the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito
We are ineffably elated to confirm that Good Omens will return for a third season! This calls for a round of hot chocolate and sweet treats!
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The chorus of Wahoos is deafening and delightful.
Is it just me or are the new tumblr users convinced there's a penalty of some kind for using this site like it's meant to be used?
reblogs have always been in short supply for artists, sadly, but it's hitting the shitposts and even the cat pictures lately. Gotta keep getting the word out that reblogs are good and keep people posting new material that will be passed around for the next 12 years
They’re used to other social media sites, where the only equivalent of reblogging is straight-up content theft; so the idea that you can put someone else’s stuff on your page and have it not be a bad thing is a strange experience for them.
They’re likely also used to an algorithm recommending content based on what they hit “like” on, so they probably think that that’s how this works, too.
if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon
i've never gotten over the idea that the show is just entirely will's perspective of the situation with the dark aesthetic and foreboding mood but if we got hannibal's perspective it would be some stupid romcom with this cheerful fucking music
Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(
oh yeah its SO dead.
1000 notes this post. Now
that took 3 minutes.
i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—
Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES
