Title of Personage: P01

sorry I'm not reblogging fun stuff but I care about this this is important and needs to be seen ( THEY/HE )

[computerram]

‘He reminded me too much of that woman’

Akechifam sketches

[titleofpersonage-p01]

This made me go insane.

[mongeite]

Alien Miku

[enka-antix]

Ok I dont think ive been this mad in a while, this is exactly why I prefer not to use social media.

HOW DARE some people actually compare white lilys sacrifice to condoning suicide.

As someone who dealt with the topic heavily irl I honestly just feel insulted.

Suicide and self sacrifice should never be compared.

What she did was give up her life as she realised that she too would die if dark enchantress did.

That is not and will never be comparable to suicide.

I rarely get this mad. But dang im gonna have to take a breather-

[kichipeachi]

i’m highkey ragebaited by the crk fandom rn i fear. not the type of post i would usually make but like. guys please just because you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s bad and evil

like, i won’t lie, i was a tiny bit unsatisfied because i wanted a happy ending for everyone, BUT, objectively i think they did a lot of good things. i do not believe white lily committed suicide nor do i believe her death “glorifies suicide”. i love white lily and i wish she lived but its kinda obvious that people are just looking for something to be mad about because silent salt *did* commit suicide and no one is saying shit about that?? white lily’s death wasn’t written off as a good thing anyways, it was a tragic sacrifice that everyone was devastated about, and it was foreshadowed at for a long time that the only way to defeat dark enchantress would be for white lily to die.

and now for the “shadow milk cash cow” drama- he was obviously supposed to be one of the most important beasts, along with silent salt, the entire time. they plan out these things years ahead guys 😭 and i’ve been seeing people totally misreading his entire character which sucks as someone who reeeeally relates to this type of character. like if white lily and pure vanilla are the most relevant ancients obviously their counterparts will be relevant too, he’s just a tumblr sexyman that’s why yall think he’s a cash grab 😭 while i was totally expecting white lily’s stuff to happen, i will admit i was not expecting what happened with the beasts. i am curious to see how this will play out, but i’d love to see a shmilk redemption arc eventually so i hope he doesn’t like die or something lol.

lowkey just repeating things other people have said here but likeeee. uhhh idk. also people saying “devsisters are shit writers” just because they don’t like the ending is INSANE, you people are the reason i will never publish anything i make 💀

also NO this post does not mean you can argue with me i fear i just wanted to give my two cents 💔🥀

[titleofpersonage-p01]

Facts

[machinot]

bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[ileolai]

Remember when Ursula K. Le Guin called JK Rowling a nasty basic bitch back in like, 2004? We should have listened

[legok9]

“This last is the situation, as I see it, between my A Wizard of Earthsea and J.K.Rowling’s Harry Potter. I didn’t originate the idea of a school for wizards — if anybody did it was T.H.White, though he did it in single throwaway line and didn’t develop it. I was the first to do that. Years later, Rowling took the idea and developed it along other lines. She didn’t plagiarize. She didn’t copy anything. Her book, in fact, could hardly be more different from mine, in style, spirit, everything. The only thing that rankles me is her apparent reluctance to admit that she ever learned anything from other writers. When ignorant critics praised her wonderful originality in inventing the idea of a wizards’ school, and some of them even seemed to believe that she had invented fantasy, she let them do so. This, I think, was ungenerous, and in the long run unwise.“

[ileolai]

i found the specific quote i was thinking of x

Q: Nicholas Lezard has written ‘Rowling can type, but Le Guin can write.’ What do you make of this comment in the light of the phenomenal success of the Potter books? I’d like to hear your opinion of JK Rowling’s writing style

UKL: I have no great opinion of it. When so many adult critics were carrying on about the “incredible originality” of the first Harry Potter book, I read it to find out what the fuss was about, and remained somewhat puzzled; it seemed a lively kid’s fantasy crossed with a “school novel”, good fare for its age group, but stylistically ordinary, imaginatively derivative, and ethically rather mean-spirited.

damn gurl :’]

[whereserpentswalk]

“Ethically rather mean-spirited”

She knew what she was talking about long before anyone else did.

[the-haiku-bot]

She knew what she was

talking about long before

anyone else did.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gdbot]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[outsidewolves]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Is this about how ppl born in the late 20th century have a unique and fluid experience of navigating barriers to information access and its our responsibility to teach the younger folks how to tinker with technology to avoid being spoonfed everything we experience in order to have critical skills that keep us informed, autonomous, and able to hold power despite looming threats of authoritarianism or..........???

[bigbigtruck]

i love love lOVE the additional element of “the only information that’s free is the ‘how we’re going to hell’” BS. Chef’s kiss.

[smallpwbbles]

Nobody:

Jax at his evil self the second he got a chance:

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[syzygy-yzygy]

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

[veryluckyclovers]

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[wholesome-animal-images]

[saltywinteradult]

just look at these fluffy motherfuckers. i want ten of them

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[apostura]

plain text:

you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wild life. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww

[briskchips]

WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY?

[crabussy]

hi gang. reminder that we are some of the best sweaters in the animal kingdom (second only to equines) allowing us to stay cool and keep moving in hot weather. we have 10 times the density of sweat glands compared to other great apes.

we are ALSO insanely good at smelling rain (specifically geosmin, found in the soil and activated by rain) with the ability to smell 10 parts per trillion. this is speculated to have helped our ancestors survive!

we ALSO have absolutely batshit diets compared to most other animals. caffeine and chocolate are completely toxic to most animals but we can eat it without even feeling sick. even avocados are severely toxic to many animals to the point where it can be fatal to eat, but humans love it!!!

we are ALSO the best endurance runners ON EARTH out of ANY other species. we beat horses in endurance running. you know, the animals that gradually evolved away most of their toes in order to be the best runners?? yeahhh.

and to top it all off. our lifespan is unusually long for our species' weight/mass. typically, the bigger a species is, the longer its average lifespan (e.g. weasels live for 1-2 years, whales can live over 200) but we're very small for how long our average lifespan is. big cats like tigers live around 14-15 years, brown bears 25 years, yet here we are expected to live around 75-85 years. that is NUTS.

humans as a species are so extremely cool. it's not just our intellect that makes us amazing. we may not be the fastest or the strongest in the animal kingdom but we're super cool in many other ways. next time you sweat you can go wow!!! humans are so cool I'm able to keep moving because of my absolutely insane number of sweat glands! thank you evolution!