[unawakening-float07]

me after one drink

[relaxxattack]

the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself

[sandmandaddy69]

[leathered-wayfarer]

@kitsune-kaos​

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[fudemushi]

the storyboards for knives out are fucking incredible

[sin-on-men-roll]

There’s honestly something so therapeutic about holding your bulge

[sin-on-men-roll]

[lakevida]

i’m familiar with self care

[grimeclown]

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

[grimeclown]

Hospital

[grimeclown]

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

[grimeclown]

I feel like we’re getting off topic

[bitegore]

So is pepsi if you steal it?

[grimeclown]

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

[aromancy]

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

[midvvest-vampire]

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

[grimeclown]

Huh?

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

[grimeclown]

[star-lara]

am I having a stroke????

[fiollaigean]

you might want to go to the hospital then

[sherlockfandomtandem]

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

[pukicho]

cat and mouse are sworn enemies, but what if I gave them a mutual enemy?

[kiwiclipse]

Who?

[pukicho]

The Regenerator from Resident Evil 4

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands

[worstgirlintheworld]

girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already

[mutatedfish]

[roscolux]

like not to act like it's 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like "that's my friend hamlet". marveling at this and loving it

[roscolux]

hamlet from the play hamlet: [insane little soliloquy]

average tumblr user: rest in peace king you would've loved ice coffee

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]

[ginger-ale-official]

Happy Easter everybody

[markv5]

куфь

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[svere-online]

For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full

[leafspiritz]

twilight 🌘

[dhaaruni]

Nobody asked for this Joe.

[maryfitzroy]

no it’s 100% real you can read the text of the executive order here

[goawayhahahahahah-deactivated20]

And what’s worse is that it’s within the President’s constitutional purview. If you want to sign a petition asking Biden to un-declare white boy summer go here and to ask your congressman/senator to pass a law against white boy summer go here