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@getinthecarlser
me after one drink
the origins of the “what are you two FUCKING talking about??” meme is almost funnier then the meme itself
@kitsune-kaos
the storyboards for knives out are fucking incredible
There’s honestly something so therapeutic about holding your bulge
i’m familiar with self care
Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five
Hospital
Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital
I feel like we’re getting off topic
So is pepsi if you steal it?
Because it’s only a dollar seventy five
Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi
Why would anyone drink Pepsi?
Huh?
That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.
1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.
2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.
3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.
am I having a stroke????
you might want to go to the hospital then
I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there
cat and mouse are sworn enemies, but what if I gave them a mutual enemy?
Who?
The Regenerator from Resident Evil 4
yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
girls im going to keep it real with u im getting worried about my spotify wrapped already
like not to act like it's 2014 but hamlet was written like a million years ago and people on here are still like "that's my friend hamlet". marveling at this and loving it
hamlet from the play hamlet: [insane little soliloquy]
average tumblr user: rest in peace king you would've loved ice coffee
Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands
Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please
Happy Easter everybody
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For the English speakers, it’s “bite” but written out as if someone’s saying it with their mouth full
twilight 🌘
Nobody asked for this Joe.
no it’s 100% real you can read the text of the executive order here
And what’s worse is that it’s within the President’s constitutional purview. If you want to sign a petition asking Biden to un-declare white boy summer go here and to ask your congressman/senator to pass a law against white boy summer go here