⊹　ennard　　( ˶°ㅁ°)ᵎᵎ

⭐🥩 call me ‘ en ’ — system ( endos fuck off ) — autistic — therian and self shipper — pinned post is a WIP — my gender is none of your damn business — shitpost lover ! 🎉⭐

[pipshinwhatever]

[guiltrose-deactivated20180203]

do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

[thememedaddy]

[batavias]

everyone's always like ohhh the bottoms sexual fantasies are always so fucking compilated and convoluted they always wanna be like some kind of European wild hamster digging through the undergrowth and you have to be the relentless bird of prey that is hovering over their den and ready to strike with deadly talons, and maybe the bed is a sand dune that allows for the predator to take maximum advantage of the terrain. What about the top's fantasies huh when does the top have something to say about all this. Sometimes I wanna be President Nixon in the last days of the administration and someone else is Erlichmann showing ass to comfort me. sometimes the top wants to get weirdly specific with it too okay

[memeuplift]

[theautumnaldemon]

Me: wow I can’t wait to eat this leftover sandwich!

the nefarious mold spore:

[depsidase]

[thememedaddy]

[tlirsgender]

Trying to sell handmade crafts in this economy is so. Like. Hey guys I know we're all broke as fuck but do you want my silly little things. I'm very good at it. For the time it takes to make them + skill + materials it's gonna be 30$ per silly little thing. But also shipping costs 12$ for reasons outside my control so it's actually 42$ now. Sorry. No I really can't charge less than that. Yeah I know. Ok. Bye

[tlirsgender]

And this is for my things that are silly and little. I'm not even one of those people making, like, quilts and blankets and shit. Can we pour one out for the fiber artists making quilts and blankets and shit

[tlirsgender]

I'm presenting a tiny crocheted bird to you. Putting it into the palm of your hand. This can be yours. For what seems like too much money but I promise it isn't. We've all just really lost sight of fiber arts' value with industrialization and outsourced sweatshop labor etc. This is actually the minimum I could ask for without fucking myself. I don't like what this implies about mass produced items either. It's really horrific. You can get an ethically sourced 42$ tiny crocheted bird though

[tlirsgender]

Shortly after posting this I received an order for nearly 200$ worth of tiny crocheted birds this is the good luck post for people actually paying for your handmade crafts

[jame7t]

if as much art were poorly disguised fetish content as people say we’d have better art

[hoodrichjay]

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

[gypped]

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

[thursday]

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

[kiusaus]

i hate when people say “i’m finnish” but u just startin

[eggblackoutpoetry]

i hate when people say “i’m benedict” like no that’s an egg dish

[french-horn-offical]

i hate when people say “i’m french” like no that’s a horn

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[imakecrxk-deactivated20250909]

[adonischildsupportcase]