The Best Instrument!

Yes I actually play French horn. No, the French horn isn't French, it's German. He/Him Femboy

[lakevida]

guy who doesnt realize hes commanding a small army and thinks a lot of people are just going along with his bit

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

[irate-iguana]

I love it when a classicist has clearly gotten so lost in the BCE sauce that their perception of time has become deeply warped. Case in point: the article I’m currently reading just described the Byzantine era as “a period relatively modern.”

[mockiatoh]

Stop that’s too funny

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[psych-is-the-name]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[mold-wizard]

Okay, arranging a bunch of balls of dough in a line and blasting them with a lightning bolt may not be the most efficient way to make donuts, but it gets the job done.

[french-horn-offical]

mkay but how effective is it at making dango?

[devious-buffoon]

Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

[grace-landmemphis]

*vomits up turf like a sick dog who's been eating grass*

[stealingpotatoes]

discovered my aunt uses generative AI, day ruined

[french-horn-offical]

Omg I finally learned how to take apart a horn fully so now I put mine in the goo

[french-horn-offical]

ran out of break time before I could reassemble it so now I gotta wait till Tuesday fuck my life

[french-horn-offical]

Omg I finally learned how to take apart a horn fully so now I put mine in the goo

[homophobla]

fuck u

𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥𓀤𓀥

starts dancing

[homophobla]

okay well if u don't like my dancing ill just leave

𓀦

[homophobla]

these are right next to eachother in Unicode btw

[hermanatorus]

Bros up scrolling Unicode

[homophobla]

You are jealous of me

[homophobla]

[wokely] I hate gay people

[should-be-sleeping]

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

[should-be-sleeping]

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

[justprettygay]

[should-be-sleeping]

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

[i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say]

hunting down tumblr posts i see on pinterest part 1311

[no-one-offical]

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[existennialmemes]

Your cats are not "manipulating" you they are communicating with you. They do not understand why you're limiting their food supply or keeping them indoors or preventing them from ruining your furniture or whatever.

When they meyowl pathetically for more food, it's not because they're trying to "trick" you into feeding them again. They just want to be fed, and they're smart enough to notice the correlation between certain sounds they make and the responses they get from you.

They've figured out that if they want to communicate to you that they want more food, if they make those pathetic sounds, you're more likely to behave as if you've understood what they're trying to communicate.

When your cat waits for you to look away then yoinks food off of your plate, it's not because they love crime. It's because they're social colony creatures who instinctively share food with each other and they don't understand why you're not sharing the best foods with them.

Your cats are very intelligent, social creatures who see you as their Very Strange sibling.

They've learned how to make intricate sounds just to communicate with their humans. When the sounds they make elicit the responses they want, they learn that those sounds are the most effective way to communicate their desires.

Not because they're scheming about how to control you, but because they don't know how to communicate with you any other way.

[gumi-megpoidd]

brat x brat yuri where theyre both just annoying and nothing actually happens