The Best Instrument!

Yes I actually play French horn. No, the French horn isn't French, it's German. He/Him Femboy

[gumi-megpoidd]

brat x brat yuri where theyre both just annoying and nothing actually happens

[3000s]

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

[bunniope]

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

[killer-offical]

spent 5 minutes breaking 20 walnuts. my hands are wounded now. like actually, i need to go get a bandaid

[killer-offical]

no one better tell me to break walnuts again. its not that hard but when you break it, it tends to break into many tiny pieces that stab you. i got a bad cut on my finger (probably should've washed the wound before i put a bandaid on) and a bruise on my palm

[saph-the-queer]

You could wear gloves if you have to again?

[killer-offical]

i dont have any thick enough gloves but thanks

[french-horn-offical]

I have this little invention for you

[saul-tortellini]

This is perhaps my new favorite video

[transmechanicus]

I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck

[killer-offical]

i must mention again that if you are:

red (minus my pilot)

green

evil

a villain

literal fossil (anyone 18 or above)

above 5'2

i will now begin bullying you ok? i have made some exceptions for some people tho

[evil-fucking-robot-offical]

What if only my somebody’s EVIL ASS EYES are red?

[killer-offical]

D E A T H

[french-horn-offical]

hey are you 5'2 is that why you hate?

[killer-offical]

im 5ft

[french-horn-offical]

omg ur well within easy headpat range

[cartoonscientist]

I mean, I do like spiders

what?

[winged-void]

hey um. sorry. this is awkward but. when I use my wicked blade to cleave the world in two... would you wanna like. be on the same half as me?

[woman-becomer]

thanks to compilation efforts, three posts regarding the gneep gnorp population are able to be read together in a single post, and they are now the most documented species out of all creatures on earth

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

[the-punforgiven]

Anyway shoutout to Stonekeep (1995)

[mushroomsandteeth]

I'M MAKING THE MUFFINS

[mushroomsandteeth]

Burnt my hand picking it up to show. Gonna wait to taste.

[mushroomsandteeth]

Taste review: Make the video game muffins oh my GOD.

[knightjockey]

These are DELICIOUS! I substituted chocolate chips for pecans because its what i had on hand.

It tastes like a pumpkin gingerbread cake! Great treat for fall and winter!

Definitely make these!

[sadhoc]

Text from recipe

Tim Cain's Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Muffins -- They're the shadow king's favorite!

1 and 2/3 cup flour

2 tsp cinnamon

1/4 tsp cloves

1/4 tsp baking powder

2 eggs

1 cup chocolate chips

1 cup sugar

1 tsp nutmeg

1 tsp baking soda

1/4 tsp salt

1 cup pumpkin (half of a 16 oz can)

1/2 cup (one stick) butter, melted

preheat oven to 350. grease muffin tins (one dozen regular size) or use baking cups. mix flour, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cloves, baking powder, baking soda and salt in a large bowl. Break eggs into another bowl. add pumpkin and butter and whisk until blended. stir in chocolate chips. pour over dry ingredients and stir until just blended. do NOT overstir! scoop batter into tins and bake 20-25 minutes. after cooling, keep muffins wrapped in plastic to avoid drying.

[dollsahoy]

I'm sure people have pointed it out already, but

Tim Cain is one of the creators of Fallout

and he is an overall delight

Timothy Cain

I am a video game developer, mostly known for creating Fallout. I plan to use this channel to tell stories about game development, including

[killer-offical]

i must mention again that if you are:

red (minus my pilot)

green

evil

a villain

literal fossil (anyone 18 or above)

above 5'2

i will now begin bullying you ok? i have made some exceptions for some people tho

[evil-fucking-robot-offical]

What if only my somebody’s EVIL ASS EYES are red?

[killer-offical]

D E A T H

[french-horn-offical]

hey are you 5'2 is that why you hate?

[homophobla]

Our age of heterosexuality is collapsing

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

like to charge re8log to cast

[homophobla]

No, Don't

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[homophobla]

I am now officially an uncle

[french-horn-offical]

whatever you say unc

[french-horn-offical]

dammit I knew big clarinet was run by furries

[french-horn-offical]

ugh I hate clarinets with verdigris buildup cuz I can't clean them properly

they are just destined to be ugly

[insanaquarium]

Visit Original Link

Awful unused sound effect from a spore creature stage cutscene

[secondsentinels]

audio: a creature wailing and sniffling in a very nasal and highpitched way.

[twisted-bud]

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