moved @greatwoe

jessica drew, spider-woman. private / independent & 616-based.

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ok so…. i’m moving jess over here, because i have uni in a week and a bit, and it’s just Easier. so if you wanna write with my daughter, she be there. or you can find me on bucky.

[warbinary-blog]

I’M SORRY … SORRY FOR BEING A BADASS.  ©️

[druidquest]

jessica drew deadass looked that poor arbitrary infant in the face and decided to call him gerry

[missgnutmeg]

Absolutely gorgeous commision by @negativesd09! Go see what they can do for you! (Don’t let me be tempted to have them do a thousand Matt/Jess every day scenes lol)

[cryostorea]

hiatus until the 22nd of jan — i’ll be in europe and being on wifi long enough to write is highly unlikely! so, i’ll see you all when i get back. hope you all enjoyed your holidays!! ❤️😊

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going to see into the spider verse todaaaay! 🥳

[brakken-spideyverse]

glidin’

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doenough‌.

❝   …  seems yer guy has a thing fer cocaine.  pretty heavy stuff.  and,  uh…  hot cheetos.  not the best diet for the type’o money he’s making.   ❞

     ❛  goddamn piece of shit. waste of hot cheetos, ❜  she’s mumbling irritably at this point, banging her fist a little too hard against the desk that undoubtedly holds traces of cocaine. it splinters at the side. she dusts the side of her hand against her jeans.  ❛  so, he’s a cokehead. should be easy enough to find. you wanna come beat him up with me?  ❜

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speedprofessor‌.

     ‘‘ I am…NOT the kind of person who goes out for game nights, if I am honest. ’’ Brows are knitted in frustration, looking down at the now RUINED tower, ‘‘ Or one that plays JENGA, for that matter.’’

     ❛  so this is a whole new experience for you too. well, that’s why we have alcohol. makes this all the more tolerable. you a gambling man?  ❜

[girlablaze]

THE VAMPIRE DIARIES ( BEST OF SEASON 1 ) SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ i predicted obama, i predicted heath ledger and i still predict florida will break off and turn into little resort islands ! ❜

❛ i knew i’d find you here with the crackheads. ❜

❛ hey, pete wentz called, he wants his nail polish back. ❜

❛ it’s easy ! boy likes girl, girl likes boy. sex. ❜ 

❛ it’s a little kitschy for my taste. ❜ 

❛ we both know the closest you’ll get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it. ❜

❛ he wants to make your life miserable, it’s how he enjoys his. ❜

❛ when you lose someone, it stays with you, always reminding you of how easy it is to get hurt. ❜

❛ that’s for me to know and you to — dot dot dot. ❜ 

❛ i’ve become my worst enemy — the authority figure. ❜ 

❛ is this the whole witch mojo thing? ❜

❛ — while you stand there, looking like one of those little yard trolls. ❜

❛ you hate me, because you loved her. ❜

❛ some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm, and my unflinching ability to listen to taylor swift. ❜

❛ this is john varvatos, dude. ❜

❛ what’s so special about this bella girl? edward’s so whipped. ❜

❛ ah, i miss anne rice, she was so on point. ❜ 

❛ doesn’t it always come down to the love of a woman? ❜ 

❛ boy, this country sure has dumbed down in the last hundred years. ❜

❛ you’re dead, dude, get over it. ❜

❛ it’s cool not growing old. i like being the eternal stud. ❜

❛ this is my fault, i planted doubt - i’m a doubt planter ! ❜

❛ what, did you fedex it to rome? where is it? ❜

❛ aw, don’t get blood on the couch ! ❜

❛ why are you just standing there? that is a girl who clearly wants to be chased. ❜

❛ don’t look at me with those judgy little eyes. ❜

❛ don’t listen to him. he walks on a moral plane way out of our eye line. ❜

❛ good morning to you, little miss ‘ i’m on a mission.’ ❜ 

❛ don’t be bitter, it provokes wrinkles. ❜ 

❛ i’m shallow. i am worse than shallow, i’m a kiddie pool. ❜

❛ vampires can’t procreate, but we love to try. ❜       

❛ sorry i can’t unhinge my jaw like a snake to consume alcohol. ❜ 

❛ lesbian friend necklace? ‘cause we’re freaky like that? ❜

❛ i’m a terrible awful person, but i’m working on it. ❜

❛ if i see something i haven’t seen before, i’ll throw a dollar at it. ❜ 

❛ you’re like mulder, except hotter, and a girl.❜ 

❛ it’s hard for me to show kindness to people that hate me. i’m not that evolved. ❜

❛ there’s no way in hell that i’m going to play the role of your little minion. ❜

❛ i love to see a man drown his sorrows. it’s so sexy. ❜

❛ i’ve accepted the fact that you’re a self-serving psychopath with no redeeming qualities. ❜

❛ now is not the time to be the lone ranger. ❜

❛ what you say and what you do are typically two very different things. ❜

❛ perfect, we’ll just add it to the growing list of how everything’s falling apart. ❜

❛ you know, i really liked you a whole lot better when you hated everybody. ❜

❛ do you want to hear the bad news or the really bad news? ❜

❛ you seem awfully chipper lately, less doom and gloom. ❜

❛ ah, nostalgia’s a bitch. ❜

❛ my actions, what i do, is not your fault. i own them, they belong to me. you are not allowed to feel my guilt ! ❜

❛ you’ve successfully cured him of anything that was interesting about his personality. ❜

❛ ooh, i can smell the judgment coming off of you. ❜

❛ i do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? it sends a message. ❜ 

❛ i think you should stop with the flirty little comments and that eye thing you do. ❜ 

❛ oh, there’s only one do-gooder hero role available.❜

❛ i’m a vampire, what’s your excuse? ❜ 

[lesbianmichaela]

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noheroiine·:

&  @toxicblasts·

         “   i   don’t   know,   dude.   maybe   he   got   a   murderer   off   who   then   murdered   him   to   celebrate.   ”

   ❛ that’s real great p.i. work, dude. guess we can close that case   ------   come on, jones. all of his recent clients had calling cards; some kinda m.o. this one didn’t leave anything... and we all know the detectives aren’t gonna do shit. ❜ 

[toxicblasts-blog]

#jess is the world's most useless heroine @missusclaws

i mean you’re not wrong but

[picturesofspiderwoman]

I want off the team

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qwilll‌.

hands raise ,   defensive ,  a sound of indignation .     ❛    c’mon    !      it’s a  classic .    ❜

     ❛  is it, though? give it up, rick astley. when’s the last time you updated that playlist?  ❜  

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❛ i was made to understand there were grilled cheese sandwiches here. ❜

arrested development sentence meme.

    ❛ oh, there were. you know how it goes; early bird gets the worm, n’ all that, ❜  she doesn’t bother hiding the last sandwich. or the fact that she’d consumed majority of them in the first place, save generously tossing one parker’s way few minutes before. really, it’s everyone’s fault for cluing her in to free food. nevertheless, if she tried to hide it, no doubt logan would find out immediately. the downside to being surrounded by a bunch of enhanced... mutant... whatever their identification was, was that you couldn’t get away with a damn thing.

jess quickly stuffs three quarters of the grilled cheese sandwich into her mouth. ❛ saw’ry. ❜

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but what if.......................