Just Laugh and Live on!

It aint no thaaaang

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[crowcrow]

ON TUMBLR WE ARE REQUIRED TO POST THIS EVERY YEAR.

(i literally waited till midnight to post this)

[theladytrickster]

Yoooooooo

[wivernryder]

How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”?

[mttheww]

you ask him nicely

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

I needed ibuprofen after this.

[megustamemes]

Sofa sitting positions

[iwillmindfuckyou]

The Signs

Aries: The comfy side lean

Taurus: LINDA. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Gemini: Ian you fucking dick

Cancer: Linda. I believed in you.

Leo: The Normal Side lean

Virgo: Selfish prick

Libra: Ian, you Prick move over

Scorpio: LINDA. NO. STOP THAT.

Sagittarius: Ian have you ever been on a fucking sofa.

Capricorn: IAN

Aquarius:  Ian, sit on the fucking sofa.

Pisces: That’s better.

[bahookies]

[blonded004]

he’s baby jeff

[d0gbl0g]

[tpelkey]

Hate

[tpelkey]

Surround yourself with those who are not radiation.

Those who do not transform who you are.

Be with those who make you the best you,

and nothing less.

With no rules or expectations

Be you.

[did-you-know]

The owner of the club had decided to give away different flavors of lollipops on Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, in order to keep interest high. 

“The people leaving the club are calmer, there has been a reduction in the fights and the general noise from that particular club,” he said.

Source

[tpelkey]

But it's so much easier to take on lifes shittiness alone

[thewriters-blog]

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

[ksdfsdfsdfs]

[askthewizardpi]

[midnightjellys]

Polite sexting. We’ve found a winner, kids.

[peter-pantomime]

“willy nilly”

is that a fucking pun

[obsessionisaperfume]

Yes. Yes it is.

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[tpelkey]

Go like the Chewsters page and experience hus doggy life :) #dog #chewy #life #cute #pets #doggy #share #like

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[bobbysidjit]

[ssjdebusk]

I WOULD DIE IF THIS MOVIE WAS MADE