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Head empty, only this playing on repeat:
The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times
People who donāt want to read The Martian in case the science is too complicated should be informed that it contains the linesĀ āThe best way to store the ingredients of water is to make them be waterā,Ā āIt is of course dangerous to set off an explosive device on a spacecraftā, andĀ āIf I cut a hole in the wall of the hab, the air wonāt stay inside any moreā.
I love this fucking book
āIāve said the words kilowatt-hours-per-sol so many times theyāve lost all meaning so Iām going to call them pirate-ninjas.
āSo I need to generate nine hundred pirate-ninjasā¦ā
thereās an entire chapter dedicated to him wondering how the cubs are doing while heās stuck on mars, dying
I like the part where the guys on Earth are likeĀ āHe thinks we all gave up on him, and that heās completely alone. I wonder what heās thinking about right now.ā And heās likeĀ āHow come Aquaman can control whales?ā
Mark Watney is such a great example of how to teach to laymen. Andy Weir wrote a book about a man who basically gives the reader a 369 page science lesson and itās literally never boring or too complicated or patronising. He uses language that is accessible to the reader, removes technical jargon, adds in humour and all without belittling the reader or making them feel stupid for being given the simplified explanation.
b99 gets canceled
Same.
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#SaveB99
Okay, you need to make sure you play this game at some point. Maybe not today or anything, because youāll need about thirty minutes and a serious willingness to understand how it works, but - itās so worth it. Itās basically an answer to our occasional frustration - why do assholes always come out on top? - and the beautiful thing about it is that not only does it explain how that happens, but also how we can change it.
āIn the short run, the game defines the players. But in the long run, itās us players who define the game.ā
This is fascinating if youāre into math or sociology or computer programming or all of the above.
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actual College Student peter parker:
- Peter: iām gonna die
Ā Tony: bad guys?
Ā Ā Peter: finals
- peter being That Person in the group accommodation that the rest of the hall genuinely doesnāt believe exists. like that room at the end of the hall no one ever seems to enter or exit?? peterās. he comes in through the window. the rest of the hall are sure they met him once at orientation but they havenāt seen him since
-Ā but sometimes they hear weird bumps in the night and muffled cursing and the resident stoner swears he saw tony stark go in there but nobody believes him
- *peter gets in from patrol at 4am* *seeās planner* āah shit I have a lecture at 8ā³
- peter lying in bed as his alarm goes off the next morning: is it worth it. is it. do i even really need a degree? i could be a stripper. I have an okay body. strippers donāt have to get up for 8am lectures. is it r e a l l y worth itĀ -Ā
- peter at a morning lecture, with three coffees and a pack of redbull and one pen missing a lid āthis is fineā
- ādid that dude just down a pack of redbull like heās doing shotsā āsameā
- u know that really annoying person who misses like 80% of the lectures but still somehow manages to get the highest mark on the exam? peter is That Asshole
- *peter showing up 10 mins late, bags the size of texas under his eyes, wearing pajama bottoms and a t shirt advertising iced tea, shaking from a lack of sleep/caffeine binge* āis this advanced chemistry?ā āancient historyā āclose enoughā *collapses onto nearest desk*
- peter going around the freshers fair and grabbing every free thing in sight: pens, tote bags, notebooks, t shirts advertising shitty energy drinks, shoving everything edible in his mouth bc heās a poor kid and heĀ knows You Donāt Turn Down Free Food
- āKaren, how long can I survive on pot noddles and discount pizza before I die?ā
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Once again, Moist von Lipwig.Ā
New suit, new tie(s), new shoes! Ready for my interview on Monday!
What the HELL did they do to the White House website?
Okay weāre going through this bit by bit.
First of all, this is the first thing that pops up when you visit the website:
But wait, it gets worse.
Once you get in, you see that Trumpās inauguration takes up the entire main page. You know what? Iām fine with that. I mean it makes sense.
What Iām not fine with is this:
As of yesterday (Iām on the Wayback Machine), these are the issues that the Obama Administration listed, leading to pages which went into detail about these issues and what the Administration was doing about them.
Again, thatās from the Obama Administration.
This is the current Issues Tab under the Trump Administration:
No, I havenāt cropped it. Thatās it. Thatās the entire list. All of those are the issues that Trumpās Administration cares about.
The civil rights page? Gone. Climate change page? Gone. Health care page? Gone. Disabilities page? Gone. Itās all gone. Everything is gone.
They also completely took away all of the pages on Obamaās initiatives, all of the pages on internships and involvement in the White house, all of the pages on different ways to protest (other than the We The People petitions), and for some reason, they even took out most of the pages in the history section. The famous virtual tour? Gone. A detailed history about the architecture, the decor, even theee customs and traditions? Gone.
Ā But hereās the best part.
Most of theĀ āBriefingā section has been cleaned out as well and the tab for weekly addresses has been completely removed.
Well isnāt that justā¦disturbing?
Itās worth noting that this happens every presidency, the Obama administrationās whitehouse.gov will be archived and none of this was taken down by Clownstick himself. Not that it makes me feel ANY better about the next four years, but for once itās not on DOFUS
So just for you, I spent the past half hour tediously searching through the Wayback Machine.
This was the page Obama had right after he took office after Bush:
Notice how, even though the website changed overnight, he still put in a huge list of issues including virtually every one listed on the website yesterday?
But wait, thereās more.
I went back and looked at how Bushās page looked before the Obama Administration changed it. And guess what? Bush had an entire list of issues that resembled the ones listed on the website yesterday.
But wait!
Thereās more!
Back when the Internet was new and the webpage was just a bunch of text, Clinton had an entire list of issues like the ones listed on the website yesterday.
So, no, this isnāt something that always happens. The website changes but the issues have always stayed the same and theyāve always been prominently displayed.
Until now.
I am going to print this out, laminate it, and keep it with my gloves and spade.
Dreaming of a springtime garden.
OHHHHH I can totally use this!
ALL I WANT AND ALL I NEED IS TO PLANT A GARDEN TO PLAN A GARDEN https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqJoVlnmdFQ