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and youre watching Disney Channel

[smiledog15578]

New sticker I'm making :3

[dragon-in-a-fez]

complimented a cashier on her turtle pin this morning and she said "oh thanks, I am a little bit of a Turtle Person" with the carefully contained energy of Cookie Monster telling you he's mildly fond of chocolate chips

I hope she and the multiple tons of turtle merch she definitely has at home are having a wonderful day

[wtf-drawing]

i love this metaphor so much i drew it

[guooey]

[trashyeggroll]

tumblr is great and all but ya’ll are missing the woman in one of my cat fb groups that has birthed her own tier 1 meme

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[sparrownnax]

[tackminyard]

affirmations for my printer:

you are not out of paper

you have so much paper

it’s okay to function as intended

you are not out of ink

i just refilled that cartridge last month

you can connect to that computer you’re supposed to connect to

you’re allowed to print things

[miiilowo]

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

[charl0ttan]

[wifemoji]

white ppl with small dogs will go places u never thought possible

[wifemoji]

this was about a dog i saw inside mcdonalds but ur right . ur so right.

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[dogpuppy]

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[ninjasmudge]

ive been in here so long........

[psyce]

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

[cutepetsuwu]

Kisses with a view