Boy, Howdy

BUTCHA DIDNT

[ruinedchildhood]

[omghotmemes]

Gotta make money somehow

[superiorjello]

The older this gets the funnier it is

[catchymemes]

[blue--folder]

Disinfecting Pericles who died from the plague in 429 B.C.

[thestonecuttersguild]

It’s a little late now.

[catchymemes]

[astoriachef]

I have some bad news. It could happen at any second.

“Sharon, if you’re listening, I want my dog back.”

[escuerzoresucitado]

Osprey

[a-book-of-creatures]

Me, a rainbow trout swimming in a pond: today is such a beautiful day, I think I’ll float up to the surface and bask a little

The villainous ace of spades:

[bigchump1994]

Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[striders]

not sure if i’m qualified to answer this one

[selfmaderibcageman]

every time the turkish guy in one of my video game discords posts about food i look up the greek name of whatever it is and say i like that kind more

[selfmaderibcageman]

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[bluwubewwy]

Getting pinned to the wall by a beautiful girl named centrifugal force

[howtofuckyourkramer]

yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

[howtofuckyourkramer]

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

[exploding-plastic-inevitable]

There’s a happy ending to, because the robbery was unsuccessful, the couple ended up getting the money Eden needed from a movie inspired by em! Also John only had to serve part of his sentence. Check out their wedding photos btw they’re beautiful.

[itsanidiom]

reblogging because I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I’ve never seen the happy ending!! 

[archibaldtuttle]

Everyone go watch Dog Day Afternoon please please please it’s the movie mentioned in this thread it’s Sidney Lumet’s best imo and Al Pacino plays John and he is heartbreakingly good in it.

[froginakettle]

Not only have we always existed, but there have always been people who loved us. Never forget that.

[missadelinecatgirl]

and those people who love us are fuckin RAD!!!!!!

[notmusa]

my dad said “i think youll like this movie” & he turned on dog day afternoon & i was like i wonder why my dad thinks i would like this specific movie about al pacino robbing a ba–ohhhhhhhhhhhh

i had no idea it was based on real life tho!!! wowie

[fruityyamenrunner]

[empathy3000]

Wait is this true?? We’ve just been actively lied to by anatomical diagrams this whole time?

[transgenderer]

this is true of pretty much all internal anatomy, because the real situation is sort of like if you stuffed a bunch of water balloons of different shapes, connected by tubes, into a bag, itd be really hard to tell whats going on! so you make things more orderly when you represent them, and the connections and lengths and stuff are correct. like the former image is what you get if you cut it out of someone's body and arrange it neatly (and also, if their system wasnt aberrant somehow, but most people's bodies are aberrant somehow. so what they show you is more of like an average of everyone's weird aberrations)

[sentientcloudofmusk]

Reblog to change someone's perception

[wanderlust-farm]

I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

[pigeon-god]

for reference this was a past setup

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[animentality]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

you fools. pepe le pew is quebecois.

[tygermama]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT

[whitager]

perhaps ripping this one little piece of skin off my lips will at last render them plump and moisturized