And I'm back, back again... wait wrong guy

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"Hey. Yeah, stole that, what you gonna do about it?"

"So, one of my roommates told me about this place. Something about shoelaces. Anyways."

"But yeah, I'm here now. What's good lads."

Welcome to Traffic's blog. Ran by your local void gal, @therestlesswon !!!

Traffic looks like this:

and she is your local dumbass!!! (Also, without a driver's license.)

Traffic will speak like this

"Dumbass."

I, the mod, will speak like this

The fuck, man.

Rules!!!

-No NSFW, duh.

-Don't be mean.

-be a goobie snort (not optional /j)

-And if you don't like, don't interact.

(Rules can and will be added!!)

Tags:

#lad imma be so fr with you -traffic 20XX (posts)

#yeah yeah just speak lad and like i dunno (asks)

#Traffic cone but not a cone what (pre-update posts!!)

#I'm gonna steal that ask hun (pre-update asks!!)

#huh what the fuck am i doing here heh (mod talks!!)

#warning: being doodle like up in here (art)

#dumbass with her dumbass siblings (interactions with @boykisser-official or @offical-girlkisser !!!!)

#< and her famlier (interactions that are with other kissers that aren't canon siblings-)

#weird ass pet with the grim reaper owner shenanigans (interactions with @/grim-reaper-offical)

[memewhore]

[bronzetomatoes]

one more day til the stop sign

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

[40ouncesandamule]

Stop sign day

[longshrimp]

STOP SIGN DAY

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[silly-signs]

Official stop sign day

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"I'mma be... completely honest here, how the fuck do people keep getting the president's shoelaces. Like, does he have thousands of pairs of them or somethin'?"

[antikittysocial]

he has to buy more every time someone steals them but he's gotten used to it so he buys extras

it's enrichment

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"Enrichment for who?? The lad's bank account?"

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"I'mma be... completely honest here, how the fuck do people keep getting the president's shoelaces. Like, does he have thousands of pairs of them or somethin'?"

[traffic-cone-borrower]

working on updates.. revival soon.. and lore rewrite.. intro banner and pfp updated

[traffic-cone-borrower]

woman want me

fish fear me

men fear me

police fear me

signs fear me

[grim-reaper-offical]

IM THE ONLY ONE OF THE PETS STILL ALIVE HELLO??

- @traffic-cone-borrower

WHAT? WHAT??? WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[traffic-cone-borrower]

BOTH GIRLKISSER AND NOBODYKISSER DEACTIVATED

And probably Boykisser.

[grim-reaper-offical]

WHAT THE HECK . WHAT THE HECK MAN.

[grim-reaper-offical]

IM THE ONLY ONE OF THE PETS STILL ALIVE HELLO??

- @traffic-cone-borrower

WHAT? WHAT??? WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[traffic-cone-borrower]

BOTH GIRLKISSER AND NOBODYKISSER DEACTIVATED

And probably Boykisser.

[traffic-cone-borrower]

Are you still here?

i forgot this blog existed holy shit

"No. Totally not."

[satan-offical]

Trying to act all cool and mysterious until a cat comes along and suddenly pspspspspspspspsps here kitty kitty :3 :3 :3

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"nah"

[grim-reaper-offical]

Please men. stop getting ugly haircuts. you are single handedly collapsing the economy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

men with long/wavy hair are way hotter honestly

[grim-reaper-offical]

OH MY GOD YEAH? LIKE WOW YOU SEE IT TOO

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"honestly real"

[boykisser-offical]

Aren't you a lesbean? Also, I agree

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"Excuse me, that's Girlkisser's thing, I am bi."

"Also stands for a bitch."

[grim-reaper-offical]

LISTEN!

I! AM THE WORLD BEFORE I AM A MAN!

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"I! am still a little bitch. Back to killing, buh baii!!"

[grim-reaper-offical]

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY!!

RB THIS POST WITH A PICREW, DRAWING OR DESCRIPTION OF YOU BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING A FREAKING ART WEEK!!!!! YIPPEE!!!

IF YOU ARE AN ANON AND WOULD LIKE TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS DM ME SOMEHOW AND WE CAN MAKE IT WORK

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"Here ya go."

[grim-reaper-offical]

Please men. stop getting ugly haircuts. you are single handedly collapsing the economy

[tyrannosaurus-rex-offical]

men with long/wavy hair are way hotter honestly

[grim-reaper-offical]

OH MY GOD YEAH? LIKE WOW YOU SEE IT TOO

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"honestly real"

[traffic-cone-borrower]

I haven’t checked this blog in a while and ngl

getting adopted as a pet by the ol’ reaper is diabolical

— Veronica (and Mal)

"It's not half bad. I get to kill freely."

[caffeine-offical]

What is your neurodivergent topic of interest?

[cia-offical]

the CIA

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Can tab cromnch

[homosexuality-offical]

gay

[grim-reapers-scythe-offical]

reaping souls

[spotify-offical]

music :)

[fancy-rock-offical]

Drugs :D

[grim-reaper-offical]

Death

[offical-girlkisser]

Women

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"Traffic cones and signs."

[mlm-god-offical]

intro post

Hello, I am the male loves male god. I have created every mlm relationship

If you are/was/kinda are male who loves/loved a male, I created you, and you are welcome here

But let's talk a little bit about me

I am trans and pan/bi

My pronouns are he/him, but you can call me by anything

I adore yaoi and mostly writing and drawing and just creating stories of men liking each other

I shall post here about non-serious things, most times about mlm

Goodbye my children

[homosexuality-offical]

”i created every MLM relationship” fuck you taking credit for my shit. I made YOU as a GOVERNOR over it BITCH

[boykisser-offical]

what about me?!?!?

[homosexuality-offical]

Pet who gained sentience so I let you be a real boy

[boykisser-offical]

I’m an eldritch god! Fuck you!

[offical-girlkisser]

pet who gained sentience

meanwhile i, on the other hand, am useful

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"I, on the other hand, am a bitch."

[offical-girlkisser]

youre not a dog -!

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"...I meant like. the swear."

[offical-girlkisser]

... oh

[traffic-cone-borrower]

"I am still a lil fucker."