Oh, I see you've entered my room.

Trafalgar Lawko. Doctor/Surgeon. Captain of the Heart Pirates. Shichibukai. Former Bounty: 440,000,000 Magic anon status: None --- ((Independent rp blog! I track the tag traffletits. All relationships are AU. THE URL IS JUST FOR LAUGHS OK.))

[einsam-basher]

Be My doctor XD

[einsam-basher]

Lawko, good sketch

[thesurgeonofdeath-deactivated20]

             ——The Surgeon of Death will now perform surgery on you.

traffletits || trafalgarqueenofhearts

He couldn’t believe what he was seeing.

Or rather he didn’t want to believe what he was seeing.

No… This couldn’t be possible…..Could it?

The Surgeon of Death couldn’t help but remain silent, completely and utterly dumbstruck. Gray oculars constricted, unable to tear his gaze away from the scene, mouth ajar. A cluster of thoughts ran through his head this very moment, such as ‘how’ and ‘why’.

How could this be? Why was it happening? What exactly is going on here?

The prolonged silence seemed to have gone on what seemed to be forever, Law finally managed to recover from his stupor. Clearing his throat, putting his guard up seeing as he was now wary of the other, the pirate hardened his gaze as he cleared his throat, the grip on his nodachi gradually increasing. He finally had an idea of what was going on, after being able to calmly think about the current predicament he was in. “….Explain yourself. What is…..my female counterpart doing here?”

[traffletits-blog]

This was new to her. Never in her many years of medical studies had she ever heard of a genderbent double of a person, apart from actual twins of course, which she was pretty sure she wasn't. 

"If I could answer that, then surely you would know too." She sighed, folding her arms over her chest. Honestly the whole situation confused her too. It was too weird - and this was coming from someone who was labelled the surgeon of death. 

"Perhaps this situation should be investigated.. or rather left alone."

[traffletits-blog]

"Guess who's back?" 

[traffletits-blog]

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours

*poof*

"Ugh..." She wheezed, following with a sneeze. "If any one needs me I'll be in the infirmary, taking all the pills."

[traffletits-blog]

magic!anon commands - Put one in my ask!!

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Cough: Muse will be ill for 4 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 2 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 2 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides) for 2 hours

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies) for 3 hours

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what) for 4 hours

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for an hour

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies) for 2 hours

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies) for 5 hours

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 7 hours.

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 5 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch gender for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 3 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 4 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 6 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it for 3 hours

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 2 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for a day

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 1 day

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 2 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 3 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for 3 hours

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

[traffletits-blog]

TRURRRFURRRGURRRRRR

"It's Trafalgar. How do you manage to spell my name so badly?"

[ask-mr-bepo]

“I bet Captain will be proud!”

[ask-mr-bepo]

[ask-mr-bepo]

べぽべぽ

[residingrebel]

[traffletits-blog]

lonelysanji started following you

thesurgeonofdeath started following you

bluehairedxswordswoman started following you

threesworddaddy started following you

captaincoby started following you

ameftowriter started following you

"Oh? What do we have here? There's so many of you."

[sera-icequeensy]

Fruit ftw! 

[papa-vergo]

traffletits came back to you

“Oh my! You became quite beautiful, Lawko!”

[traffletits-blog]

“Vergo-ya… can you not?”

[papa-vergo]

“It’s Vergo-san! Or Papa.” He huffed. “What. Am I not allowed to compliment you?”

[traffletits-blog]

“San, ya, whatever. It’s embarassing, Papa…”

[papa-vergo]

“Not ‘whatever’! You are supposed to show your respect to elders! Especially to your parents! Whoever was in charge of your upbrining, sure did a bad job!”

[traffletits-blog]

Lawko groaned and slouched over. "I'll show respect to those who deserve it." She quickly folded her arms. "My upbringing was fine, are you saying you could of done a better job of it, Vergo-ya?" 

[rubbercaptain]

traffletits replied to your post: “Mugiwara-ya, I request that I sleep in the…

“… I am not sleeping in the men’s quarters. Especially with your chef in there.”

“…but Sanji really likes you!”

[traffletits-blog]

“No Luffy. That’s exactly why I will not be sleeping in there..!”

[rubbercaptain]

“Then…where can you go?” 

“Go fix Nami!” 

[traffletits-blog]

"I suppose I could give navigator-ya some nasal decongestants. That would, as you say, 'fix' her... I hope."

[rubbercaptain]

traffletits replied to your post: “Mugiwara-ya, I request that I sleep in the…

“… I am not sleeping in the men’s quarters. Especially with your chef in there.”

“…but Sanji really likes you!”

[traffletits-blog]

"No Luffy. That's exactly why I will not be sleeping in there..!"

[portgasdann-deactivated20141216]

1stcommandermarco and traffletits started following you

[traffletits-blog]

“What on earth makes you think I’m a panda, Ann-ya..?”

[portgasdann-deactivated20141216]

“Your make up Lawko, especially your eyeliner.” She laughed. “You look like a panda with it !”

[traffletits-blog]

Lawko frowned, slightly embarassed. "That's the way I like it, Ann-ya, thicker on the bottom lash." She said, as she huffed and folded her arms.