No One Can Bring You Peace but Yourself.

| Lu :] | 22 | Pisces | Non-binary Lesbian ❤️

[cryptotheism]

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

[phaishero]

phainon’s pressing kisses against the curve of your shoulder when you snicker; it pulls him out of his daze, makes him peer at your side profile. you flick your eyes his way and read the question in his gaze.

“you weren’t listening?” you arched a brow and he shook his head, burying his face in the crook of your neck, thumb doodling circles against your hip. you regale him with the video you had been watching—some story about an influencer discovering her partner had been cheating on her for months, making her out to be the fool.

“that he’s still pretending it’s her fault makes him scum.” phainon scoffed, his whole body laying on top of you easily; dwarfing you completely in size and shape.

“it’s insane that the other girl is so pathetic about it too.” you roll your eyes before you turn to him with a thoughtful look on your face. he blinks down at you.

“what?”

“if you ever even think about cheating on me, i might just have to kill you.” you say it lightly, dismissively. there was no heat in the sentence; just calm, straight to the point. honest.

ba—bump.

but his face flushes deeply, his inhale is shaky and his heart skips a beat.

in-between his legs, he throbs and aches.

“a.. anh..”

your brows shoot up in surprise, “phainon did you just—?”

he buries his face in your skin again, humiliating noises escaping his lips.

—

afterword:

— i had a thought and it was too funny not to write it

[queernoctis]

does anyone remember when pocket edition ffxv first came out and everyone was comparing pocket noctis to a turnip/radish and eventually the official xv twitter posted a pic of noctis with a turnip hat looking absolutely miserable. im gonna try to find it.

[queernoctis]

this is also the reason why my tag for noctis is turnip prince. in case you were wondering.

[queernoctis]

I FOUND IT

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

[feyosha]

[phantomknights]

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

[asterism343]

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

[virtualgirladvance]

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

[eelizabit]

Ok girlies time for our prescription 1-2 hour walk, imagine we r all in line like Madeline

[eelizabit]

in an old website on the internet all covered in vines, lived some lovely little mutuals in two straight lines..

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

thanks to this workplace harassment training video my coworkers and I now say this to each other on a near-daily basis

[geuvreq]

[ruinedchildhood]

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[ruinedchildhood]

[tlirsgender]

We need more women characters who are Male Protagonists. You know. Slightly haggard. She's splashing cold water on her face and gripping the edge of the sink staring in the mirror for a minute. She's coping badly with her deadwife

[mwagneto]

taking a break from my mental health to focus on watching a tv show

[mwagneto]

nobody UNDERSTANDS this post!! this is NOT about feeling BAD and watching your COMFORT show!!! this is about feeling FINE but then CHOOSING to watch a show that makes you want to KILL YOUR SELF

[flipchild]

[flipchild]

[powerburial]

picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

[thanatos-moon]

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

[pomgore]

i love learning about animals ive literally never seen or heard of before. what amazing diversity of life on this planet earth. what the hell is a japanese serow

[pomgore]

goat dog