phantasmagorium emporium

welcome to the dump!

[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[64mpg]

ads targeted to women: omg you are thirtyyyy. kill yourself

[sexchangedotcom]

a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

[rissamiu]

[fulda-gap-express]

who is the Toronto baseball warlock

[jaidefinichongg]

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[shitbl0gger]

[lilisouless]

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HER?

[charl0ttan]

getting to that time of the year where the sun will straight up project childhood memories onto your bedroom wall at about 3 or 4 pm

[anthropoetics]

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[brofligate]

I'm watching Pingu right now and wow how did I forget that Pingu once tried to recreate the Tower of Babel.

[brofligate]

Would love to hear the Vatican's opinions on this.

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

they are animals, and thus free of sin. In fact, doctrinally, animals give glory to God merely by existing so. Pingu’s fine

[brofligate]

But by creating a tower tall enough to reach God's kingdom, would they achieve sin?

[oblivionofthewise-deactivated20]

"At one famous trial in Autun, France, in 1522, some rats were charged with feloniously eating and wantonly destroying the province's barley crop and so were ordered to appear in court. “ if rats can commit crimes, penguins can sin

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

That’s French courts though. France is a perversion of every law, moral, or truth known to man or heaven.

[doggendoodle]

[frillvelation]

[segamascott]

my review of wicked: i'm not watching that

[bumny]

ok bye bye *flaps all of my 6 wings and goes back into the clouds*

[treecitysessions]

Plzzz