you are the face of freddy fazbear’s pizza.

steven | he/she | adult | bi | jewish | captain olimar + dm for additional kins || please tag rights abuse/brutality & current events if possible

[mismess]

The faces of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza

[trainer-blue]

looks into the camera like i’m on the office

[thrashbeatles]

i drew this at synagogue

[asavt]

GET IN THE MIKEMOBILE WE ARE BLOWING UP THE ROARING KNIGHT.

[botanyshitposts]

it’s crazy to me that every seed in existence is a little chemical computer taking readings of temperature and moisture and minerals and all that to see if it’s able to grow yet and they’re doing crazy stuff like going into full dormancy and waiting for species-specific conditions etc etc and some seeds will do this in the size of a dust particle (see: orobanche) and some will pack in extra starch and food and do it in the size of a coconut or something… just dissected this flower seed at work that was a woody two-compartment capsule with one embryo per compartment, the whole seed a little smaller than a dime, and I swear to god it had a full soybean’s worth of embryo and food packed in there. it’s just unfathomable to me

[botanyshitposts]

sometimes a seed strikes me as being like a little spaceship with on-board life support and stuff. all that’s inherently certain about a seed’s existence is that its parents survived nearby, presumably, so if all goes well it’ll be set up for some kind of success falling where it falls, but ideally the seed won’t see those exact conditions, because being too close could also hurt the seed’s chances of survival… as could being too far away, like if it ends up in a different habitat or ecosystem and the right conditions never happen. The whole food-on-board strategy was a huge buff when they patched it in after ferns and other spore-bearing plants, but it’s still basically outer space, right? Just deploying a hundred ships to different planets in the same star system, hoping it’s not so different down there that it’s unsurvivable? like every seed is a chance and different plants are putting different amounts of food, effort, and strategy into those chances. so you get a million different seeds from a million different species and they all look and act different from the ground up. you know what I mean, man. you know what I’m sayin

[mikkeneko]

[p-pamda]

I like pikmin 🔴🟡🔵 (1/3)

[pukicho]

Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.

[fullmoonfireball]

hey guys can you help me ID this bug i found

[corviiids]

the best death note joke format will forever be L asking light a simple question in which logical answer A might increase the likelihood of light being kira and logical answer B similarly might increase the likelihood of light being kira and after a short internal struggle light comes up with answer Y, which no human being has ever thought of as being a normal response in all of living history

[aberrantemotion]

the "what are your pronouns" comic is my fave example.

[k8rgrl]

For those unfamiliar, or simply wanting to see it again:

[trainer-blue]

louiecore

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[brucespringsteencomments]

[reader-from-nowhere]

So Tyrest is dead, but that doesn’t mean the position of Chief Justice is empty!

[cartoonsbyandie]

Trying to do another daily drawing challenge, ignore that I'm starting out behind

[abstractbloom]

he could literally by squished by one (1) finger

[molabuddy]

in hey! pikmin olimar rlly was like: I’m tired of only being able to walk places *climbs up a ledge* *climbs a rope* *invests in a jetpack* *snowboards, apparently*

[molabuddy]

ok . slime girl hours