Ethan @trainerfromjohto - Tumblr Blog

forgxtemall‌:

“YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND ETHAN!”

“I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU GOTTA SHOW OFF YOUR BUTT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF PEOPLE!”

#// Waiting for the hubby but traumatized the kid instead #forgxtemall #crack;#ch: morty

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

“Great! G-great, awesome! I’ll, I’ll come to your place and pick you up! I-it’ll be nice, I promise!”

“I trust you! I’ll see you tonight then!”

#ex-rockxtgrunt

forgxtemall‌:

“LOOK AWAY ETHAN!”

“WHY DO I HAVE TO DO THAT?! WHY DON’T YOU NOT SHOW OFF YOUR BONY BUTT!”

#You're supposed to be the adult!#forgxtemall #crack;#ch: morty

“Old men behinds...”

#dash commentary #someone send help

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

“G-great. Great.”

He’s trying to ignore the way his heart is ready to beat straight out of his chest. Wow.

“T-tonight? Maybe?”

“Yes! I’m definitely free tonight!” No he wasn’t, but he could do his paperwork tomorrow.

#ex-rockxtgrunt

Goodbye Cyan, we knew you well.

#dash commentary #ex-rockxtgrunt

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

“Y-yeah!”

“L-like with food and candles and romance an-and stuff…is that okay?”

“Yeah, it’s definitely okay, Cyan.”

#ex-rockxtgrunt #*throws confetti*

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

“Y-yeah? You always believed that, didn’t you? Even when you first met me..”

“H-hey, uh, Ethan…I’ve been thinking and..uh..would you be interested in, maybe, um…”

He takes in a breath and lets out the next sentence in a rush.

“Wouldyoumaybewanttogoonadatesometime?”

The rushed sentence took him a moment to untangle, but he got the gist.

“A date? With me? You mean a date date, right?”

#ex-rockxtgrunt #//#Other people would assume the worst #getting asked on a date after a declaration of dick appreciation #but Ethan is an optimistic bean

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

“Ah!”

“Y-yes! yeah. you’re right. You’re completely right.” he clears his throat. “Uh…thanks, by the way for…you know…”

“A-always believing in me..and stuff.”

“‘Course I believe in you! You’re a good person!”

#ex-rockxtgrunt #exrockxtgrunt

thepokedoctor‌:

“Absolutely. Everyone gets a proper scolding if they’re within earshot.” he sighs, finally taking a long sip of his cocoa. He gets a tiny whipped cream mustache.

“Good. They deserve it.” He giggled a little at the mustache. “You got a bit of...” He pointed at his lip.

#thepokedoctor

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

He laughs nervously and scratches the back of his head.

“I’m sorry. I guess I’m still kinda the same guy I was when you first met me, huh?” There is a little bit of sadness there.

“I don’t mean to be thirsty. I just…”

“If you mean someone who had a good heart, yeah. But I think you’ve improved a lot since then. And it’s okay to want something like that---”

“---just don’t say it so loud in public where little kids can hear you.”

#ex-rockxtgrunt #exrockxtgrunt

ex-rockxtgrunt‌:

trainerfromjohto replied to your post ““We shouldn’t be judging dicks, we should be appreciating them.””

“…….”

“Oh…uh..hey there, Ethan..How long have you been standing there?”

“Long enough.”

#ex-rockxtgrunt #exrockxtgrunt #dun dun duuuun

thepokedoctor‌:

“Because they have no self-respect or respect for other people…”

He is putting HUGE dollops of whipped cream on his hot cocoa, and opening up a box of cookies.

“..and like to make others uncomfortable. This is a place of comfort and I will not stand for it.”

“But you set them straight, right?” He took a cup of cocoa and sipped at it as he watched the Joy add whipped cream to his own until it looked more cream than cocoa.

#thepokedoctor

thepokedoctor‌:

“It’s this stupid game where people shout penis louder and louder. And now I think they’re comparing sizes?? Absolutely barbaric. Come inside and have hot cocoa with me so we can ignore these idiots.”