Red Panda

Llamadme Ismael. Hace unos años —no importa cuánto hace exactamente—, teniendo poco o ningún dinero en el bolsillo, y nada en particular que me interesara en tierra, pensé que me iría a navegar un poco por ahí...

[trainerwilly]

No mms mi tumblr de prepa jajajajajaja 10 años después

[mossworm]

scolipede & nincada

[pukicho]

The future: Holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku 

[theirisianprincess]

just 12?

[pukicho]

It’ll be 13 if you don’t stop asking questions

[pochowek]

[juelzsantanabandana]

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

how to seduce me:

deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account

dont talk to me

[pro-gay]

Literally the entire concept of Ed sheeran is so surreal to me… Everything he does is like a fever dream…. First he appears in game of thrones, then he sings a song with Beyoncé… What’s next? You’ll literally never know! I’m genuinely afraid he’ll show up in my kitchen at 2am holding an eel

[mrsmunsons]

[ludaprilgate]

[trainerwilly]

someone: why do you add so many ellipses to everything

me: listen.......this is whats Fresh and Cool, my dude......this is whats in style, whats à la mode......

[pr1nceshawn]

How Food Looks Before It’s Harvested.

Sesame Seeds

Cranberry

Pineapple

Peanut

Cashew

Pistachio

Brussel Sprouts

Cacao

Vanilla

Saffron

Kiwi

Pomegranate

[jive-turkey]

This feels so fucking weird to look at.

[jenniferrpovey]

The fact that anyone thinks it’s weird means people need to see it more.

[dremoranightmares]

I feel like this explains why cashews are comparatively much more expensive than other nuts over here, only one of them per lorge fruit?

[badnewzva757]

[kingunderthecarpark]

@lifeisbetterinheels

[onlytwitterpics]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

[ciggers]

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

[boyysucc]

does he is gay?

[weedpicnic]

does who is gay?

[boyysucc]

the bruno mars reading this

[frogsuggest]

friend of the day! meet handsom roundboy desert rain frog!

he lick!

he yell!

he round!

he grump!

he squish!

he run!

gone!

goodbye!!!!

[megheadmed]

important 

[illinicoise]

[pacificrim-archive]

[zkac-deactivated20200610]

okay this is one of the greatest plot twists of american cinema 

[iwouldliketobutteryourmuffins]

smh