sad undergrad

Derek - Illinois dropout

[paulthebukkit]

dead gulliver is the funniest villager for the title screen camera to follow

[trainingfeels]

i got acnh so if anyone wants to come to my island and fill it with duplicated froggy chairs that’d be nice

[logisia-deactivated20180425]

[sonypraystation]

why is this a screenshot

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

The original post will kill if you look at it directly

[wizzardhat]

If i have to die to find out why they can’t be together than so be it

[thinksquad-deactivated20190405]

[weekndupdate-deactivated2016110]

[gorps]

Raccoons should have guns I think

[threesideddream]

[scrotumpole]

Imagine taking a bite of food and biting down on a piece of metal that impales you and then getting pulled forward really fast by way of the hook and then drowned while someone holds you and takes a picture

[trainingfeels]

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[reviewbrahthings]

What did he mean by this?

[dorfs]

this is tearing my mind apart

[nuclearhearts]

[wayneradiotv]

this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked up, are some of you really voting for this ‘nice guy’?

[mastergir]

this is discussing…..

[wyrmcat]

In case you’re worried about the dog, the videos are in reverse! Don’t worry! :3

[wayneradiotv]

start worrying because these gifs are NOT reversed

[everythingfox]

he comin’

(via)

[just-some-nerd-guy]

I put “no hookups, no communists” in my Tinder profile. I haven’t been getting any matches so there must either be a bunch of sluts around me of a bunch of godless reds.

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

this is literally the funniest post on here

[hustlerose]

[trashboat]

i hate that this is how i found out legitimate political information

[catchymemes]

[ramblingpilgrim]

Tony Hawk is probably the best evidence that people would never recognize Clark Kent as Superman in real life.

[catchymemes]

Life hacks

[guy]

ancient relics

[fatherlyfeline]

love how tumblr mobile shows your camera roll when you reblog a post specifically where you can and will accidentally add your last picture to a post

[astraltrain]

ok but once i reblogged some cool art from someone and rambled about how good it was in the tags and posted it, then hours later i was looking through my blog to find something only to realize with a SHOCK of horror that i had accidentally added a picture of hello kitty saying “lactose intolerance ain’t gonna stop me from milking your prostate” to the bottom and i still haven’t recovered

[astraltrain]

this was the image

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