[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[greyhorsephoto]

[unclefather]

I have been fooled

[birch-the-fish-crow]

I like how the horses ears are now in an ‘anger’ position.

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[qozxe]

One of my friends was selling his gameboy controlled sewing machine so of COURSE I had to buy it

[lilyvonpseudonym]

This is a real peripheral that literally exists in the world we live in. This wasn’t even hacked together. This was an official product.

[loveprideanddeepfriedchicken]

I think I’ll try defining gravity

[barricadefairytales]

THIS IS THE PUN OF ALL PUNS EVERYBODY CAN GO HOME NOW

[kaijutegu]

My fucking roomba woke me up at 5 am to tell me she’s stuck near a cliff.

[kaijutegu]

The base of the fan counts as a cliff now, i see.

[amayabikuni]

He was very scared

[emmersdrawberry]

save him

[scummgirl]

[jnliau]

@ bugs

u have no morals

[feminissues-blog]

[theproblemswithmissingyou]

“It’s 5 a.m. and I am drunk and I know you’re happy and you’re okay but I’m not and I can’t breathe and I wish you were here to help me sleep.”

— //5:34

[kevingetem]

I really be breaking my own heart expecting to get what I give

[st-just]

Reblog if you agree. 

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[andromedafalls]

What the FUCK

[pretty-words-blog]

I could make you happy…

[gosh]

via weheartit

[schwierigephase]

“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world”

— (via jellybaby007)

[naturaekos]