whine and dine 24/7

hi i'm ellie, I'm from england and i like waffles and jensen ackles🌻

[everythingfox]

“You will learn to love me”

(via)

[sandutita]

the dog is just like

[battlships]

That puppy has absolutely no idea what’s going on. “Is this a snuggle? Are we wrestling??” The body language barrier is tragic

[micaxiii]

cat is like ”this is my child now”

[phantomrose96]

As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.

[maxofs2d]

[hara-kiri]

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[angelhive]

POV: ur an app and im about to delete you

[imjustanothergirlinasweate-deac]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[texasgunnersmate-deactivated201]

[just-shower-thoughts]

People without glasses are really out here seeing for free

[maplesugacookie]

Oh my god I really do have to pay to see what the fuck

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

[scolenc]

Buhbyeeee💀

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[busket]

me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something

me at 2 am:

[mtvshrek-blog]

when you click on a link and it opens in the same tab

[teenagerposts]

18-22 is a confusing age. I got friends getting married, some in prison, and some still have to ask their parents to stay out past curfew.

[rezulux-deactivated20180525]

im gay

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[lastoneout]

Op is denying us the fucking golden replies to this tweet omg

[delmondo]

pocky be like “share happiness!” and i eat it alone like a woodchipper