“Hey, Man...”

Skyler // 19 // trans male // he/him // #1 LANCE STAN AND ILL FIGHT FOR THAT TITLE

[pidger]

“this is the operative you’ll be contacting. her name is krolia.”

“i left you once. i’ll never leave you again.”

“because it used to be mine…. before i gave it to your father.”

[pidger]

[pidger]

Pidger, since you're a really big blog, PLEASE delete your reblog about that jeremy q&a, it's very serious to not spread it!!!

i read that as “please delete your blog” and i was like damn bitch that’s so fucking valid okay

[pidger]

the thought of lance saying “hey” to keith again in the softest voice imaginable after being separated for so long is what keeps a bitch going

[pidger]

along with the thought of keith saying “hey” back with that signature fond as fuck smile reserved only for lance

[pidger]

and the thought of them hugging with lance’s hand tangled in keith’s hair and keith’s hands clutching the back of lance’s jacket tightly…….

[pidger]

AND REALLY JUST THE THOUGHT OF THEM BEING TOGETHER AGAIN BITCH JUST THE FUCKING THOUGHT OF IT DAMN!!!!!!!!

[gh0stcity]

One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.

[gh0stcity]

For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.

[jennitheodd]

Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice. 

[razorlightt-deactivated20161221]

I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key

[whiskey-and-a-wry-smile-blog]

my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.

[minero-tan]

Bee confident

[88thparallel]

This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.

[butterfly-bandaid]

Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARM is the same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it

[stele3]

Next time you’re on public transport in a foreign country, throw a banana at someone.

[tastefullyoffensive]

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[snakeoilmonger-deactivated20210]

:o

….

>:|

[galraprinces-deactivated2018110]

AU where keith and lance are famous youtubers who live together (and they have an obvious crush on each other and sheet)

[teaffeine-deactivated20200618]

[larrycash-blog]

ITS THE UNCENSORED VERSION IM SCREAMING “THATS YOUR FUCKING JOB YOU BIG FUCKING LOSER”

[shouldnt]

… omg

[taint3edcakes]

looool

[caribbeanheaux-deactivated20151]

*high pitched* OH HO HO

[antiandrogen]

PLEASE

[hsgucciking]

[dniudsnf]

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected

[americanfootball1999-deactivate]

the comments on this are gross y’all clearly dont understand how this works. transitioning is not that easy nor is it affordable. and it is a transition aka it’s not instantaneous aka it takes time. years and years, in fact, to get to the point where you could pass for cis and even then some people may never fully pass. surgery is expensive and getting medical treatment is a nightmare in and of itself. some people can’t fully transition or pass for various reason such as age, health, money, location, family, not being completely out, body type, etc. and they are still worthy of respect and dignity. so yeah, passing may be “the goal” but if you only respect trans people when they pass, news flash: you’re trash. 

trans people shouldn’t have to look cis to be respected.

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[andyzambie]

Lancey Lance + Shance ♡

*don’t repost please*

[whitmoreindustries]

am I doing the meme right

[lobstronomousskeleton]

i hope this inspires a new one.

[dracofelis-art]

……Fashion ❄🔥✨

[honigimohr]

[ingenieropapi-deactivated201910]