Relax, recharge. You deserve it.

Just an ordinary medbay drone, jumping on this whole blogging bandwagon at the last possible second!

[tranquilfingers]

Hey, guess who’s still alive?

[slowspinningredemption]

man, birds really just be out there flying. that’s so great honestly good for them

[vulnerableabandonment]

[highglossfinish]

I want to have a sparkling but somehow nothing worked and NO I'm not going to kidnap one

I’m assuming adoption, mentoring, and drawing a sparking’s face on an old empty canister are all out of the picture?

Increasing fertility was never a main priority on Cybertron, but head out to the colonies and you’ll find all sorts of options. Conductors temporarily fastened to the gestation tank were considered the most effective, but high energy diets and certain exercises also have some solid evidence behind them. And the Junkions have a grease they swear by. 

Depending on how “new age” you want to get with the whole thing (and how willing you are to let someone fondle your personal regions), there’s a massage technique known as “something something the blue path.” 11-G likes to talk it up.

[tranquilfingers]

Lighting the blue path. 

[sweetiesugarbird]

Someone: it’s unlucky to see a magpie

Me: seeing any kind of bird is good luck because you get to see a bird

[tranquilfingers]

It is yellow. You want blue?

How did I never see this?

[tranquilfingers]

Lemme smash. Got stick, lemme smash.

Is it blue?

[birdcheese]

[lookatthisbabybird]

lemme smash

[realheavyduty]

QUICK how do you tell xander, iago, and virgo apart of all three of them are standing in front of you.

The Cybertronian equivalent of ‘Marco Polo’.

Iago responds with ‘Polo’, Xander will get confused and repeat ‘Marco’, and Virgo’s already lost track of the game and is off chasing dust motes.

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

aggressive hand holding

[elektricna-avenija]

How does it work??

[dongboss]

we arm wrestle as an excuse to hold hands

[tranquilfingers]

[tranquilfingers]

M!A: From June 22nd to 29th, you'll take on your human persona once again! Got any plans for the summer?

None that spring to mind, but he and Xander have an actual house with a yard now. And tomato plants.

And a corgi.

[tranquilfingers]

“steamyhotass started following you”

I don’t want it.

[nicoldemort]

[tranquilfingers]

It might just be me, but I think the snake tree has more snakes in it than usual.

[lspectabilishost]

Oh look, another thing I don’t miss.

[tranquilfingers]

Oh, but they miss you. They hug their little snake sparklings and tell them stories about you.

[tranquilfingers]

It might just be me, but I think the snake tree has more snakes in it than usual.