Follow the Right Rabbit

Hi love! 💖I'm J (they/she), and I'm just an autistic, trans-femme cosmic entity lost in wonderland.

[thememedaddy]

[cherryralts]

they should’ve never let me learn how to rom hack

[jelloapocalypse]

Stepping one foot into Chicago and it immediately starts storming is so accurate

[argumate]

I’m sorry what

[anarcho-malarkyist-deactivated2]

The answers to “Where is Elon Musk’s father?” & “Who impregnated Elon Musk?” are inextricably linked

[argumate]

never should have let that boy have a time machine

[innerchildabortionclinic]

we asked the average "i'm sooo empathetic ai brings out my maternal instincts🥹" person how they treat real human retail employees

[innerchildabortionclinic]

watched a video where this girl talks about how she felt bad for a food delivery robot that got stuck in the snow. wait until you learn there's real food delivery people stuck in that weather 😭

[bacontoktok]

[cellarspider]

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

[vero-niche]

adhd will get you thinking "i should make this doctors appointment" every day for 7 months and counting

[vero-niche]

none of us are making those appointments huh

[orcboxer]

If you've ever been disappointed by dragonfruit, especially if you felt like it tasted like nothing, then I'm like 90% sure you had unripe dragonfruit, which tastes like nothing. There's a small window of time where it tastes amazing. You must have the patience of a hunter. Do not strike until your prey is at its most delicious

[orcboxer]

TIPS FOR DRAGONFRUIT/PITAYA

You want PINK flesh not white flesh. It's sweeter. Pink pitaya never done me wrong.

You want DENSE pitaya. It's like the watermelon rules, heft them and compare weight-to-size ratios.

You want ROUND. I don't really know why but the longer ones ain't usually as sweet.

You want SHORT petal tips not the longer ones, this usually tells you if it's pink on the inside or not.

Once you have caught your sessile prey you will WAIT patiently for the petals dry out, until the TIPS of the petals have started to turn BROWN

FEAST

Be free, I love you

[skajador]

[throathole]

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

[silvermoon424]

I think about this like twice a week

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[kaijuno]

[yenvengerberg]

CHAPPELL ROAN The Giver, out March 13th 2025

[generaljenobi-deactivated202411]

[dorkhellbside]

*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*

[dr-gaytorius]

it's a beautiful evening to microwave silverware

[aflo]

with all the mad power grabs donald musk have been taking do you think they'll sign an executive order to abolish daylight savings time? or do they only use that power to delete useful and important civil services

[aflo]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our clocks are wrong and we are late for work. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[trans-femmefatale]

okay no but they have a point