playoff beard + undercut????
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playoff beard + undercut????
Whatever you do don’t imagine Eric Bittle finding a copy of “The Seven Principles for Making Marriage Work” on his brand-new boyfriend’s bookshelves.
Whenever bitty and jack are fighting, bitty talks about how much he loves Crosby in the gc
Bittle: His ass is just mm Oluransi: Fined. Birkholtz: Tripled. Knight: woW text the wrong chat there bits??? Bittle: I meant that sweet number 87 on the Penguins, guys Zimmermann: Bittle and I are fighting Duan: Oh man, whatcha do, Jack 👀👀 Nurse: dude… Bittle: Such a great ass… Zimmermann: Bitty… Bittle: Mssr. Zimmermann. Birkholtz: Yikes Nurse: #doghouse Poindexter: Wow stop Knight: #TeamJacksAss Duan: #TeamSid Knight: BETRAYAL Duan: 💅 Zimmermann: Not helping, any of you Oluransi: #TeamPie Birkholtz: #TeamJacksAss Zimmerman: I’m leaving all of you
Nursey: [watching the live updates on Fyre Festival]
Dex: So, music festival of the century, huh?
Nursey: Dex.
Dex: "We should really go," huh?
Nursey: Dex.
Dex: "You never let me do anything fun," huh?
Nursey: [external screaming]
I, a struggling single mother of 9 voraciously angry exy players
what do u mean this charmingly confused tadpole is not my son?? ?
i already filled out the adoption papers!!
the hockey team doing Adult Things™️
essentially i’ve recently turned 18 and i’ve experienced what life truly is as an adult
chowder bringing home a goldfish one day because they went past a pet store and had the $3 to buy it.
he got it home and realised that he didn’t have a fish bowl so he had to use one of bitty’s glass mixing bowls until Dex finished his homework and agreed to drive Chowder back to the pet store
ransom and holster doing one another’s makeup and arguing over what pattern to put ransom’s rhinestones in and then ransom just muttering “i’ll just copy yours because they’re pretty”
losing all of the forks under a couch
nursey and lardo sitting on a street corner at 1am reading poetry to one another
shitty getting in an argument with straight white boys while very drunk and having all of his friends just blindly back him up
jack and shitty arguing over whether to listen to jazz or pop in the uber
bitty being forced to go on 12am grocery store runs to get tortilla chips and hummus because “you’re the least drunk”
everyone sitting in a circle and sharing the songs that make them cry the most while also all high
going to late night lectures for film majors so they can watch a free movie and then leaving before the discussion starts because they all know they’ll get into a fight with the professor
eventually hanging up a sheet in the yard and projecting films onto the side of the Haus as they all snuggle in blankets on the grass
Bitty starting to cry in the grocery store because it’s the middle of exams and they’ve moved the shelf where the m&ms are usually kept
group trips to food and wine festivals because of the free samples
Holster finding hula hoops on sale and buying one for each member of the team
team bonding sessions can also just be putting puzzles together as a group
going to the art gallery together and just watching Lardo break down in tears in front of an Ai Weiwei piece
Lemonade Mouth is almost constantly playing
everyone thinks that nursey is the one who keeps putting it on
it’s dex
he’s not even ashamed of it, it’s just that no one has asked him
us: hey so dex and nursey are gonna share the attic right????
ngozi: no.
us:
ngozi:
us:
ngozi: they're gonna share Lardo's smaller, more compact room.
ngozi: less space, more bickering
us: HOLY SHI-
Eric Bittle,,,,
are you siding against you OWN MOTHER in this here jam debate???
i………………………………..love justin oluransi so much
We Have Been Blessed
maybe living together isn’t so bad after all.
okay, but imagine it’s the beginning of Bitty’s senior year, and the new tiny tadpoles can’t help but be a little intimidated by him, despite how nice he is because he’s the captain, and clearly the Haus is his domain, and half the starting line up calls him Mom unironically, and then there’s the Other Thing.
finally one of them plucks up the courage to ask him and is like “um, Bitty? is it true you’re dating Jack Zimmermann?”
and Bitty just lowers his marc by marc jacobs sunglasses with one finger and says firmly, “Absolutely not.” the poor kid is stammering out an apology when Bitty talks over him, saying, “Jack Zimmermann is dating me.”
dads!!
I cannot BELIEVE ngozi found a hilarious, original way of making Nursey and Dex share a room. It’s like every single sharing-the-attic headcanon we ever had, but somehow EVEN MORE SATISFYING
Bitty: What are some cute things to call your significant other?
Chowder: Sugar?
Jack: Honey.
Shitty: *casually* Egg.
Lardo: Flour.
Ransom: ½ lb butter.
Holster: Stir.
Dex: Pour into a pan-
Nursey: Preset the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit-