cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends

and we all get together when we bury our friends

[transmeowsculine]

Nep(eta) | he/she/they | adult

youre so cool youre so cool youre so cool so cool!!!!

(sry these r literally my favorite thing ever)

Rabies--innit > transmascdavestrider > transmasc--nepeta > transmeowsculin > transmeowsculine

u can use paw/paw/paws/paws/pawself 4 me if u wanna f33l special.

find me on Pinterest @itrainsinnyc

i dont soft block so if u followed and then realized that u were soft blocked u can follow back i probably blocked u on accident

i use a combination of roxy and nepeta's typing quirks, i follow the rules of both as strictly or as loosely as i please in any given moment

also i made homestuck guess who, play it here

Download 3dwi.scr

[tannisroute]

isn't it crazy that a woman being gender nonconforming literally just requires her to exist in her own body without making any changes whatsoever. why does the fact that i don't wear makeup and i don't shave and i don't wear a bra have to be some political act. why can't i just fucking exist

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[estro-boi]

ngl kinda hate that "this has been discussed extensively you're just 21" tweet cos it was directed at a trans woman who was getting dogpiled for saying that the "dangerous man in a dress" horror trope is shitty

[estro-boi]

she was born in 2005, the right wing culture war against trans people has been going on for half her life, if she independently arrives at a correct take then how is that something worth mocking?? you got flowers sprouting through concrete, water them dumbass

[estro-boi]

my dipshit six year old: if the earth is round how come we don't fall off??

me: lol we learned that in science class 20 years ago 🤣 prick

infinite strangers online: okay this is an all time dunk

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

[nbarpf]

One of my all-time favorites

[muddypolitics]

[OC] SOMEDAY A MORTICIAN GETS TO SUPERGLUE HIS LIPS SHUT, Seen in Cleveland

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

“but shrouded black figures are scary!” not when ur muslim. its the funniest fucking thing. this is labeled on pinterest under shit like “classic horror” “scary phone wallpaper”

but that LITERALLY just looks like a niqabi or someone in a jilbab. Like Look at this pic of me (from a self photoshoot, now w/o the dramatic lighting and dark background)

or this pic of me

or this pic of me

like its so funny i can’t be scared of shrouded figures it just looks like me.

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

if i saw this i would just be like “Assalam alaikum sister, dope sword you got there”

[ultmateragnarok]

I mean I think a part of the ‘scary background’ bit is the thing where the individual in question is staring directly at the viewer from a foggy pond in a dense forest. And also the literal burning halo

[the-eldritch-it-gay]

sounds like a normal Friday night. if a sister wants to go on a walk in the evening who am i to stop her. if she has a burning halo that’s the will of god.

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[romancebullets]

(hits my ray toro flavored vape) yeah i mean its not like im addicted or anything. i can quit whenever i want

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[cinturongazo]

i wish cleaning the dishes was more fun. specially the bottles

[snowywarmthkuya]

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[helioclipse]

horrendous

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[porkue-deactivated20240304]

Him: "yeah arch that back for me baby"

My back-pain having ass trying my best: