A Lavender Lemonade Collective podcast about a kidnapping turned road trip turned life-saving mission. Listen to the full first season on your favorite podcasting app!www.transmissionfolklore.com
btw by cooler i donât mean like. trendier or more conventionally attractive but a version of myself that feels more like an honest representation of myself and all the layers of myself that are shifting as i grow and learn more about myself and the world âŚ. (which makes me hotter.)
I was talking to a bunch of people and when I asked one girl for her name, everyone went really silent, then she whipped out her phone and explained how sheâd sold it online for bitcoins, like an NFT.
Fairy: Oh my god stealing peopleâs names has been categorized as a war crime for like a hundred years. Do I seem like the kind of fairy that would do war crimes?
Me: Well yes, but thatâs just my impression of you personally. Not fairies in general.
Me: So is the fairy monarch democratically elected?
Fairy: I think the one from a small corner of Alabama might be but for the most part, no. Itâs still decided by a contest between the three oldest children.
Me: What kind of competition?
Fairy: Well it used to be to the death but that was too violent so these days each kingdom comes up with their own. In mine I think they play marbles but Iâve never seen one.
Me: Okay so why shouldnât I say thank you or give gifts in return for favors?
Fairy: Thatâs mostly a regional thing but where Iâm from itâs insulting to the wealth of the person giving you stuff. Like you really only thank people when what they did was like a huge burden so if you thank someone for giving you something thatâs like calling them poor.
Me: Fairies have wealth inequality?
Fairy: I mean we technically still live under a feudal system if Iâm being honest but with modern technology and ethics nobody notices.
Me: Do you have Internet down there?
Fairy: Only dial-up. Thatâs why I come to your house.
Fairy: So youâre telling me that human men donât think that frog eyes are sexy?
Me: Well not most of them to my knowledge.
Fairy: So I bought these contacts for nothing.
Me: Hey man you donât have to be a frog spirit to lure men into your clutches. Plenty of dudes are into cat eyes and ghoulish moaning.
Fairy: You really think so?
Me: I know so! Stop doubting yourself so much. You can definitely find some mortal men to lure into the timeless void for several centuries and adopt a demon cat with you.
Fairies: Look man, even we donât mess with mushrooms alright? Sometimes they open up a portal to the human world and itâs just best to not question it.
So you want to start a podcast: a collection of resources
So @borinquenaqueer requested resources for podcasters, and I started collecting mine and typing up info about them and then it turned into a Whole Thing, so I decided to just make it its own post in case other people also find it helpful. Below the cut, we're gonna cover:
Microphones (what types are out there + personal recommendations)
Recording your show
Editing your show
Audio hosting (what is it + how much does it cost + personal recommendations)
Website hosting (why I recommend having a website + cost + recs)
Music
Cover art
Transcripts
Press kits (what are they + why you might want to have one + how to make one)
Other resources (a collection of articles about podcasting that people might find helpful)
(Quick note: this is all geared towards a general audience, so any âyouâ in this post should be taken to mean a vague âyou, any podcaster reading thisâ rather than a particular person!)
Microphones
There are two types of microphones commonly used in podcasting: XLR and USB.
XLR microphones connect to an audio interface with an XLR cable; the audio interface then connects to your computer with a USB cable.
USB microphones connect directly to your computer with a USB cable.
Here's a quick rundown of how they compare:
XLR Microphones
Cost: Cost varies depending on what you get, but all of the pieces together will probably come out to around $100 minimum
Audio Quality: Reliably crisp and clear even on the lower end of the budget
Background Noise: Generally good at picking up only your voice and filtering out background noise
Components: You'll need a microphone, mic stand, audio interface, XLR cable, and USB cable
Replacing/Upgrading: While the whole kit and kaboodle will probably come out to around $100, each individual piece can be found in the $20-40 range, which makes them easier to replace if one of them breaks. You can also upgrade your equipment one piece at a time (e.g. I started with a $20 mic and later upgraded to a $100 mic without changing any of my other equipment)
Set-Up: Can take slightly longer to set up, especially when you're just getting used to it. None of the set up is particularly hard (it's really just plugging things into other things and fiddling with knobs), but it can take a few minutes
Portability: Can be taken out of the house if you get a portable audio interface
USB Microphones
Cost: Starts around $25, with most falling in the $50-100 range. Most donât come with a pop filter, which will cost an extra $5-15 depending on the type you get
Audio Quality: The $25-40 range will probably be a little grainy/poppy, but thatâs not a huge deal if you donât mind that it might cost you some listeners (there are some people who are just picky about what quality of audio they listen to and others who have hearing issues that means they genuinely need high-quality audio to understand anything). Youâll get more reliable audio quality once you hit the $50-100 range
Background Noise: Can pick up a lot of background noise, which can be an issue if you live somewhere with a lot of ambient sounds (like near a highway or in an apartment with a toddler above you)
Components: You just need the microphone and a USB cable, which are generally sold together
Replacing/Upgrading: Thereâs really just one main component to this set-up (the microphone), so if it breaks, youâll have to replace your whole set-up. Same with upgradingâif you want to upgrade to a better mic at some point, youâll probably be looking at replacing your set-up entirely (though this can also be an upside if youâre able to sell your old mic, since that can offset the cost of getting a new one)
Set-Up: Very quickâyou just plug in, adjust the knobs, and go
Portability: You can generally only use it if you have a computer to plug it into, so itâs about as portable as your computer happens to be (and, of course, is reliant on your computerâs battery life)
Bonus: Pop Filters
No matter which kind of microphone you use, youâll probably want a pop filter. There are two kinds: one looks like a piece of very thin fabric stretched over a plastic hoop thatâs attached to a long, flexible neck; you attach the neck to either your microphone or the table youâre recording on, then move the screen so itâs between your mouth and the microphone. The other kind looks like a foam ball with a hole cut through one side; you just put it over your microphone. The first kind usually runs around $15, the second around $2-5. You can use either or both, but I highly recommend using at least one.
This is because of plosives. A plosive is a kind of sound you make by stopping your airflow, followed by a sudden release of airâlike the p or b sounds in English. When you record yourself saying those sounds (and youâll be saying them a lot), the microphone picks up the burst of air as a sudden spike in noise, which can be really unpleasant and jarring to listen to. When you use a pop filter, it dampens the burst of air and stops the audio from spiking. If you donât have the money to buy one, you can find tutorials for making your own online!
Microphone Recommendations
XLR: I started out using a Behringer Ultravoice XM8500 microphone ($25) connected to a Behringer U-Phoria UM2 Audio Interface ($50). After buying cords, a pop filter, and a mic stand, the set-up came out to a bit over $100.
USB: The Blue Yeti is considered somewhat of a gold standard for USB mics in podcasting (I believe Welcome to Night Vale is/was recorded on a Yeti, though I could be wrong). Itâs about $100-140 depending on where you buy. For a more budget-friendly option, I know people who have gotten great results from the Blue Snowball, which can be found online for around $45-50.
Tip: Buy Extra Cords
Whatever kind of microphone you buy, I highly recommend getting an extra of each kind of cord you need. Cords have this habit of breaking right before (or in the middle of) recording sessions and that is much easier to deal with if you have an extra on hand!
Resources
30 of the Best Podcast Microphones (For Any Budget)
21 of the Best USB Microphones for Podcasts (That Wonât Break the Bank)
Recording Your Show
To record your show, youâll need some kind of program on your computer that can record sound. My go-to is Audacity: itâs totally free, has a pretty robust toolset, and is (at least in my opinion) pretty user-friendly. Itâs also been around for ages and is super popular, so itâs really easy to find how-to guides online (both general âhow do I use this program at all?â and more specific questions like âhow do I reduce noise?â). You can also just play around with whatever recording program came pre-installed on your computer.Â
If you have multiple people on your show and youâre recording together online (e.g. over a Discord call), I extremely extremely recommend having everyone record their audio individually and then stitching them together rather than just recording the call. Itâs more work, but it will sound worlds better.Â
Editing Your Show
So, I have done editing before. Iâm not going to pretend Iâm particularly skilled at it, and I would feel bad passing on advice that could be bad, so instead Iâm gonna skip right to the Resources part of this section and pass you on to people who know more than me.
Resources
Why I Edit Actual Play Podcasts on an iPad
A Massively Oversimplified Guide to Loudness
Podcast Problems: The Love and Fear of Silence
Audacity Tutorial for Podcasters: How to Setup, Record, and Edit a Podcast
That last one is obviously geared specifically towards Audacity, but if you use a different program, just Googling âhow to edit a podcast in [program]â can usually get you some great in-depth tutorials.
Audio Hosting
To submit your podcast to podcatchers like Apple/Google Play/Spotify, you need to have an RSS feed. To get an RSS feed, you need to use a hosting service, like Libsyn or Pinecast. Many of these (though not all of them!) cost money, but they can be pretty cheapâI started out using Libsyn, which starts at $5/mo per podcast. As a heads up, at least with the paid services Iâm familiar with, you donât just pay for the service while youâre actively uploading your podcast; youâll have to keep paying for as long as you want your feed to remain active (meaning that people can still listen to your show).Â
I currently use Pinecast, which I highly recommend if youâre going to do multiple shows, because you can have multiple shows on the same $10/mo plan (vs services like Libsyn which charge per show).
Resources
The 9 Best Free Podcast Hosting Services in 2022
The 10 Best Podcast Hosting Services (for new & experienced podcasters)
Website Hosting
I extremely recommend having a website. This will provide a handy dandy place for people who interested in your show to find out things like when/where your show releases, who makes it and where they can be found, and how people can contact you. If you have a Patreon/ko-fi/other way for people to pay you, you can also link it here. Same with transcripts. This doesnât have to be anything fancy or even cost you any moneyâIâve seen great websites that are just based on Tumblr or Carrd, which you can make totally for free.
Here are some examples of podcasting websites on a variety of different platforms:
Re: Dracula (Tumblr, freeâI believe they do have another website, but this is a great example of a Tumblr blog for a podcast)
Starlight Audio Productions (Squarespace, $17/moâthis one is mine!)
Sidequesting (Carrd, freeâthough I believe you have to pay extra for a custom domain, like this website has)
Hug House Productions (Wordpress, which has a range of costs starting around $4/mo; this particular website plan is $25/mo, which allows them to have a store on their site)
Zebulon Podcasts (Wix, freeâthough you can pay money to remove the banner at the top and get a custom domain)
You may also consider getting a custom domain name, which is how the Starlight Audio website is starlightaudio.com instead of starlightaudio.squarespace.com. You can hook a custom domain up to a lot of different website builders, including Tumblr blogs, though some of them (like Wix) will charge extra for it. Custom domain names do cost money, though usually not a tonâI pay $10/year for the Starlight Audio domain and Hug House pays $20/year for theirs (thank you to Anne at Hug House for answering my questions!).
Music
For music, you have a few options:
Find music online thatâs free to useâjust make sure that itâs free to use, not just free to download; and if you plan on running ads at any point, make sure that itâs free to use for commercial rather than personal use. My old queer history podcast (RIP) used a Jonathan Coulton song because he, bless him, releases his music for free non-commercial use with attributionÂ
Find music you like from an independent artist and ask their permission to use itânot every artist will let you use their stuff for free, but many will, especially if you credit them in every episode
Commission an artist to make a custom song for youâthis will have a huge range of costs depending on who you get and how much they charge; in my experience itâll usually be in the $100-400 range. If you plan on having ads on your show, make sure that the artist knows that and is okay with it!
If youâre a composer, you can also make your own song and use it however the heck you want. You make the rules now.
Whatever you do, I do recommend having some kind of opening music, because itâs a great way to set the tone for your show and make it more distinctive (think about how the light, bouncy Parks & Recreation theme song sets up the show as a lighthearted comedy while the dark, eerie Hannibal theme song sets up the show as a bloody horror show). If you canât afford to pay any money for your opening song, thatâs totally fineâyou can find tons of music online thatâs free to use and will sound great!
Resources
Where to Get Music for Podcasts Free of Royalty Issues
Cover Art
Weâve got two main options here:
Do it yourself. I tend to make my covers in Photoshop, but Canva is a very popular and user-friendly option. Canva is free to use and has tons of free assets available, though you can also pay $10/mo to have an expanded asset catalog. There are also tons of free tutorials on Youtube for how to make good art in Canva!
Commission someone to make it for you. Cost for this will vary wildly depending on who you go with (anywhere from $50-400 or more), and will also vary according to whether you plan to sell merch with your show art on it (if you plan on making a profit from it, youâll probably need to pay more to the artist you commission it from, though some will also be open to you paying less upfront if you give them a cut of merchandise profits)
Resources
The Sound Barrier: Does Cover Art Matter?
Canva podcast templates
Fiverr and Upwork (websites for hiring freelancers)
Transcripts
Transcripts can be used to make your podcast accessible to deaf and hard-of-hearing people, like me! Iâm not going to spend tons of time in this post going into why you should have podcasts and how to edit/host/format themâIâve already written a pretty extensive article that covers those things, which Iâll link under Resources below.Â
However, that article is geared mostly towards turning recording scripts for fiction podcasts into transcripts, which is a bit of a different process than getting transcripts for an unscripted show. If your show is unscripted and you want to provide transcripts, there are three main ways to do it:
Hire a transcriber. You can find transcribers on Fiverr and Upwork (linked above). Usual rates are around $0.30-2.00 per minute of audio
Transcribe it yourself. This is a huge amount of work and I donât really recommend it if youâre not an experienced transcriber with a bunch of time on your hands. Instead, if you canât afford someone to transcribe your show from scratch, tryâŚ
Generating an auto-transcript using a service like Otter.ai. This can be a great budget option if you canât afford a transcriber. However, if you do this, please edit your transcripts. You know how Youtube autocaptions are infamously bad? Services like Otter have come a long way, but theyâre still going to have those same issues. Most of them also only reference English dictionaries and will massively fuck up non-English words and names. Please edit your transcript to make sure itâs actually accurate
A lot of people will say that you absolutely have to have a transcript for your showâthat if you don't, you're Evil and Personally Hate Accessibility. I actually disagree with that, because at the end of the day, having transcripts does take require either time or money, and I know a lot of podcasters just donât have either of those. But if youâre able to have transcripts, it means your podcast is accessible to deaf and hard-of-hearing people (as well as people with audio processing issues), which is a really kind thing to do and helps make the world a more accessible place.
Resources
How to Make Your Podcast More Accessible Using Transcripts (written by me!)
I donât currently know of any how-to guides for editing auto transcripts, but Iâm asking around and will update if I find one
Press Kits
A press kit is essentially a handy little packet that people can view or download that includes a bunch of info about your show all in one easily-accessible placeâthink things like your cast/crew, what your show is about, how it started, when and how to listen to it, your cover art, that kind of thing. Itâs called a âpress kitâ because itâs most commonly used by journalists (press) to make it easier for us to write about your show. This isnât a requirement to have a podcast or anything, but it makes it easier for people to give your show free publicity, which is a very useful thing!
Here are some examples of podcast press kits:
Love and Luck (Squarespace)
Twilight Over Midgard (Squarespace, with a bit of a different formatâthis is my upcoming show)
Sidequesting (Carrd)
VALENCE (Wordpress)Â
Zebulon Podcasts (Wix; click on âMenuâ then âPress Kitâ)
I canât explain how to make a press kit better than my friend Elena FernĂĄndez Collins already has, so Iâll just link that belowâgive it a look!
Resources
Press Play on a Podcast Press Kit
Other Resources
Finally, here are some general podcasting resources that didnât fit into any of the above categories:
Discover Pods (disclaimer: I used to write for them)
How To Start A Podcast The Right Way (The Definitive Complete Guide for 2022)
Podcaster Resources
Simplecast blog (disclaimer: I currently write for them)
Less is More: Refining the Scope of your Audio Drama
How to Tumblr as a Fiction Podcaster
âAs You Know, BobâŚâ: Creating Natural-Sounding Dialogue in Audio
Bello Collective
The blogs of Wil Williams and Elena FernĂĄndez Collins and the âPodcasting Resourcesâ page of Tal Minear (disclaimer: Iâm friends with these people, but I do genuinely think their writing is great and Iâd be recommending it even if I didnât love them as people)
 Iâve also written several articles on podcasting; hereâs links to a few of my favorites
I Have a PodcastâNow What the Heck Do I Call It?
Avoiding Podcasting Burnout When Your Love Your Work
Writing Mentally Ill Characters in Horror (Without the Ableism)
Thanks for reading this massive post! I hope at least a few people find it helpful. If you liked this post, reblogs are super appreciated. If you like how I write, you can find more in my writing portfolio and on the blog on my website, where Iâm currently chronicling my journey trying to get a book published.
If anyone has questions, feel free to ask and Iâll respond as best as I can!
Listen up pod pals, what weâre NOT going to do right now is stop engaging with RQ Network shows.
If you read The Article and thatâs the conclusion you came to, I beg you to reread.
Iâve said it before and Iâll say it again, these shows ARE NOT PRODUCED BY RQ. Cutting your support to them because you want to disengage from RQ is not the answer. You would be hurting the people you want to help.
This includes in house RQ creators. Do NOT harass them. Weâre. Not. Doing. It.