mutts

Scouts • adult • they/he/+ bite risk. active on other blogs.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[sagasolejma]

[xalatath]

SMOKED SALMON IS THE ONLY THING THAT NUMBS THE PAIN

[lopmotes]

Yay / Yippe / General Happy Excited Celebration Emoji!

Inspired by both @/murderscenemotes & @/tontoemojis !

[ghostcashew]

this fanfic shit is easy

[frontmansdefender]

[feefal]

Seraph in the headlights

[sovietnam]

[jesuispersonee]

Here, have a little belgian malinois Jack Abbot

[motelbabyydoll]

me and twin if we were depressed middle aged doctors, me and twin if we were unc, me and twin if we were kinda gay for each other…maybe. Idk.

[fishd0g]

Im unsure if these fandoms collide, but I had fun :D

Although I cant tell if kinger is cute or horrifying

[sororisdoll]

companies shouldn't be using "we" in their language, that belongs to girls with dissociative identity disorder

[bearsockz]

Maybe I should grow up

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[papayajuan2019]

all my posts are peer reviewed by a committee of versions of myself. none pass the review but i stll post anyway.

[merakiorder]

@funnier-as-a-system

[wesandresons]

are you ready to die white boy

[girlmostlikely]

Bet it feels good as fuck to be a cat making biscuits