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This praying mantis standing its ground

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dustflier-deactivated20210913

The thing about this that absolutely kills me is the person operating the excavator is gently trying to shoo the mantis away with the giant machine and the mantis is still trying to pick a fight with it

nikaalexandra

OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WE’RE GONNA TALK COLORS

THIS IS SAPPHIRE

THIS IS TEAL

THIS IS PERIWINKLE

THIS IS AZURE

AND THIS IS TURQUOISE

WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DON’T LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT

OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?

WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTER’S GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICK ONE YA GODDAMN HIPPIE

sohnderleere-deactivated2018072

As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour

diogenes420

things heating up in the fuckin uuhhhhhhhhh BLUE fandom

fangirltothefullest

So uh….. fun fact about turquoise

They come in varying degrees of blue and green.

THIS IS TUMBLR

Lmao

adventuresoutsidethegenderbinar

[Image ID: an photograph showing an unidentified marcher carrying a sign which reads: "We don't want your cis kids to be trans, we want your trans kids to survive". The coloring of the letters reflects the trans flag. End ID.]

brucebocchi

cheeseanonioncrisps

Sigh.

For those of you who like to visualise these things, that's roughly enough to fill this bucket:

headspace-hotel

the content creators are at it again, creating content.

bansheeofcrackskullridge

paranoidgemsbok

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine

zooophagous

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

dredsina

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

hokuto-ju-no-ken

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

quinzelade

Why do you hate Jesus

hokuto-ju-no-ken

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

bumblebeerror

Nothing about this post prepared me for that raw ass last line.

tastefullyoffensive

I had to Google it to confirm, but yep…

sixpenceee

This beautiful painting using the Yin and Yang symbols

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anxietyproblem

noconsolation

I did neither, that’s okay too.

biglawbear

Really concerned that anti capitalism Discourse has developed into "if you have any money at all, you're evil and part of the problem"

Like someone who spends $200 on a practical purse is not the problem with capitalism

John Boyega having a net worth of $6 mil after multiple high profile years in the film industry is not the problem with capitalism

The enemy is the billionaires that hoard wealth and banks and companies that control entire swaths of the economy

Don't let the guy with $200 billion convince you, who makes less than $30k a year, that the doctor making $150k a year is the enemy

The enemy is like a few dozen people and a few dozen huge banks and companies

babyanimalgifs

Always get your gear checked by a professional

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bisexuanal

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want …………… the comments on this post on fb were So bad

patrickat

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

runcibility

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you’re a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

smitethestate

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

soryualeksi

“Haha, that’ll TEACH my wife!!”

Dude, you’re supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

january-warlock

#marie kondo your marriage

bloodytales

Don’t put up with stupid. If your husband or boyfriend does this may I suggest… well… treating him like the idiot he pretends to be? Use it as a “teaching moment.”

“Honey come here. I’m sorry. I didn’t realize you didn’t know what Tupperware you have to use. Here, let me explain every container we have. That way the next time you have to put food away you know which container to use.”

And then proceed, in excruciating detail, which containers are which, what they are used for, the correct lids, and how to put on the lids. Do it in as condescending voice as possible.

If he tries to say that he knows, or tries to stop you in any way, just calmly say, “no, you shouldn’t be embarrassed by this. It’s okay to admit you don’t know how to do something. Next time just ask, sweetie.” And continue in as much inane detail as possible.

If he tries this bullshit again, pat him on the head, and say “good try, but let’s review” and then do it all over again.