weatherman said rain

jamie - he/they - 21

[xadnem]

I hear the words "bichon frise" and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutters into view that simply says "small white dog."

[asingularcanadian]

bitch on fries? that lil white thang?

[xadnem]

The very same.

[ionchy]

[girlnephew]

[memorycycle]

ever since i was a young hydrogen particle 14 billion years ago i knew i wanted to be wasting all the hot water in the shower

[raspberrybluejeans]

It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

[dragonastra]

I saw a tesla last week with a bumper sticker that said something along the lines of "I bought this before we knew Elon was insane" and honestly?? Fair. Been thinking about them ever since.

[creepymutelilbugger]

[catboybiologist]

This is a huge part of why listening to public trans discourse as a trans biologist is infuriating. 4chan OP is based AF.

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Never thought I would see the sentence "4chan OP is based AF" be used and I especially never thought I'd agree but here we are

[hylialeia]

love when emails start off with “DO NOT REPLY”. like oh yeah way ahead of you brother

[angelicguy]

the beatles are a classic example of how four people can play music together using instruments

[mclennonyaoi]

[mclennonyaoi]

this is the funniest piece of graffiti i’ve ever seen. thank you mr two pens

[whitepeopletwitter]

[destroysoil]

two egyptian fruit bats enjoying a yellow bell pepper

[kalichnikov]

Sometimes you gotta pick a cat up just to set them back down somewhere nearby. Remind them who calls the shots in your house. Oh you thought you were lying on the floor? Dead wrong fool you're standing on the couch cushion now staring up at me waiting for an explanation. You'll never get it. I'm gone. I'm walking away. I'm already in the next room before you can so much as mutter a confused "meow." later son. you're reexamining your place in the universe all by yourself. Consider my power in a empty living room

[whattheduck94]

[buddwyer]

even the top gets called a faggot

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

me explaining modern homophobia to aristotle

[cherrybonerot]

oh look its count fagula

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

[bunniboytoy]

you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

[puerto-nic0]

ran up that hill

[just-taking-adam-break]

A second Kate has run up that building

[log6]

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

[bakedbananners]

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo