mcfuckin gremlin

he/him~theo/teddy/TJ/james~21. I fuck plants

[redacted-metallum]

Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

[redacted-metallum]

I’m reblogging this because I just remembered “don’t be a transphobe, chad” again

[old-songs]

get rekt dream!chad

[exxxmilitary]

[thatgizzard]

what do yoU MEAN???

[onewhoturns]

me, looking at bears gettin fat and sleepin

[someeforceofnature-blog]

[ladysnowblood]

Thank you, log lady.

[beyond-mogai-pride-flags]

Infidelity Flag

Infidelity: the action or state of being unfaithful to a spouse or other sexual partner

(obviously this isn’t really something to be prideful of, but it is technically a form of nonmonoamory so I guess it counts idk)

[yesyourstalker]

my dad is LGBT you guys 

[zhuanghongru]

1400 year old ginkgo tree.

 地點：陝西省西安市古觀音禪寺 

Photography: Han Fei

[toastbutteregg]

my coworker is currently looking up “how to eat a taco” and hes reading the article intensively

[twitblr]

Dormant Predators

[cypresscapers]

[loueejii]

This is why I have this. Even if they can get the lock opened they can’t push the door open. Got it at Lowes for $20.

[ocean-again]

reblog for that last bit to save a life

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

If you’re like me and have a large gap under your front door (someone could take a stick and just poke the leaning stick style door jam out), I recommend the Addalock. It’s small, perfect for traveling, and this lock is CRAZY. It’s so simple but the door does not move.

You can’t see it from the other side, either. It also cost about $20, and I can’t recommend it enough. Easy to travel with, too! Great for Air BnBs!

[deminat-20]

That’s why I have these on my doors. They get drilled into the side and once its flipped over the door nothing is getting it open. Not the door being unlocked nothing, I’ve unlocked the door and pulled and pushed as hard as I could and it didn’t budge. When I go on a trip this is what I use and when I’m home I leave it on too. No one is getting in here.

[letsgetoutofspace]

Okay I know that it is necessary for many but what do you do if you need medical attention and you’re not able to open the door from the inside? Can the fire department get through these at least?  

[morgrimmoon]

Yes. The fire department can and will break down your door if necessary, it’s one of the reasons they have axes; it’s entirely possible for door frames to melt/expand/seize or otherwise become unopenable during a house fire but the door itself can be hacked down. Or the window. In rare cases, the wall. Firefighters don’t fuck around with collateral damage when lives are at stake.

[jambearie]

[consolationblog]

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

REALLY?

REALLY?!!

Can everybody please STOP with this bullshit?!

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

You know, while we’re on the subject, I met with a good friend a little while back for coffee. She told me that she and her husband had purchased essential oils for weight loss. She had been instructed by a salesperson to put a few drops of essential oils (I want to say they were grapefruit and mint) in a large container of water and to drink this several times a day.

She did lose weight. In some regard, this was effective. But she lost the weight because she felt too physically ill to eat. She reported feeling nauseated and lethargic all the time. She reported vomiting after most meals. I sat in the coffee shop and pulled up website after website, explaining why consuming essential oils is dangerous and why essential oil sales reps should not be trusted. Because the essential oils actually did make her lose weight, she was reluctant to stop, but being a sensible person, she did agree to stop consuming them. And she’s not a stupid person. She and her husband are both well-off, college-educated people.

Long story short, this shit is evil. It prays on people’s insecurities. I would say it’s modern snakeoil, but I think it’s actually worse. To the best of my knowledge, snakeoil was not a MLM scheme.

[delgado-master]

As someone who actually got an inside peek at the life of a local snake oil salesman (who sold literal mud, as far as I can tell), this stuff’s a lot worse. Mud isn’t harmful. Essential oil can kill.

[twistedchaosofthetimelords]

Damn if I meet one of those people in real life I will flat out ask them why they are trying to kill people by stating facts and watch the light die in their eyes for fun.

[deerhoofandrabbitsfoot-deactiva]

And see, here’s the flip side to that. The sales reps are taking part in a multi-level marketing (MLM) scheme, i.e. a “pyramid scheme.” They have to invest their own money (sometimes a lot of money) by purchasing the products they are going to sell. If they can’t sell them, they will lose the money they invested. MLM schemes very often prey on people who are not financially stable. They tell potential salespeople that they can be their own boss. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that most of these sales reps are women. #girlboss

If the sales reps don’t sell their products, they may very well wind up in a state of financial ruin. If you search Youtube, you’ll find tons of videos of former MLM sales representatives who lost everything. Not just a few hundred dollars, but their cars, their homes, etc. Is it any wonder the sales reps feel the need to push these products with dubious medical claims?

It should go without saying that essential oils should never be ingested. Essential oil health benefit claims have not been evaluated by the FDA. Even using essential oils in a diffuser can be dangerous and they have been known to damage the lungs of pets and small children.

This is why I say this shit is evil. Essential oils themselves are just oils. They can be used in ways that are helpful or ways that are harmful. But the pyramid schemes, the false medical claims - it’s a fucking cancer.

[catloversu]

[weeniebagel]

reach out and touch faith

[humorstar]

trying to be fashion

[insomniac-arrest]

every year during Daylight Savings I am reminded that we made up time and that we made up time poorly

[gettingheavywiththedevil]

[elmakias]

Thanks Oli 

[faintskull]

stfu.

via weheartit

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Me right now.

[docgold13]

[lubricates]

i’m ok

i’m ok

i’m ok

*starts crying*