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I know the Fizzmodeus relationship has the potential to be super fucked up, what with them technically being boss and employee but like-
I just want them to be in a healthy supportive relationship. 💖😭💖 I don't want a dark reveal down the road where Asmodeus is just as bad as Valentino or some shit, I just want two campy villains to be gross and in love while they complain about other people being gross and in love.
Ummmmmm…anyone else feel that when Asmodeus was roasting Stolas. It had less to do with him hooking up with an imp, and more about roasting him for him being ashamed of it?
Because Asmodeus doesn’t really censor himself when it comes to Fizzarolli. Like at ALL.
Both of them are just so comfortable with each other??? They’re kinda wholesome even at times!?
The only one who really brings up Blitzø being an imp is…
This punk ass bitch.
All Asmodeus does is throw Stolas’s personal life in his face.
“You used to have a smoking wife. A kid. You used to have it all. I hope you didn’t give it up, so you and him could get it up!”
I read the song more as an attack on Stolas and Blitzø, then on the latter’s being an imp? Maybe that’s just me tho? 😅
Im just really curious about Fizzarolli and Asmodeus’s relationship. Are they what Blitzø and Stolas could be? Are they actually twisted up under the surface? I NEED to see more of them!
On one possibility: Terrible dynamic that serves as Fizzarolli's tragedy and emphasises how rare healthy relationships are in Hell
On the other possibility: Jessica and Roger Rabbit but make it evil
Could be romantic or platonic. This art was made as of November 2021.
Praying the showrunners choose the latter✌️
Not to be a f*ngirl but Rem deserved way better (a collection of tweets from the breakup):
turn the gender dial up to eleven tonight baby i want the cissies to look at me and wonder if /they're/ a boy or a girl
normal people dont do that
Someone needs to do a study on the prevalence of narcissistic personality disorders among people with “gender identities”.
Here is a study that was done about the prevalence of personality disorders amongst people seeking sex reassignment surgery.
81.4% of subjects were found to have a personality disorder, with 57.1% of that group having narcissistic personality disorder, making it the most frequently found disorder in this study.
Something I find incredibly cool is that they’ve found neandertal bone tools made from polished rib bones, and they couldn’t figure out what they were for for the life of them.
Until, of course, they showed it to a traditional leatherworker and she took one look at it and said “Oh yeah sure that’s a leather burnisher, you use it to close the pores of leather and work oil into the hide to make it waterproof. Mine looks just the same.”
“Wait you’re still using the exact same fucking thing 50,000 years later???”
“Well, yeah. We’ve tried other things. Metal scratches up and damages the hide. Wood splinters and wears out. Bone lasts forever and gives the best polish. There are new, cheaper plastic ones, but they crack and break after a couple years. A bone polisher is nearly indestructible, and only gets better with age. The more you use a bone polisher the better it works.”
It’s just.
50,000 years. 50,000. And over that huge arc of time, we’ve been quietly using the exact same thing, unchanged, because we simply haven’t found anything better to do the job.
i also like that this is a “ask craftspeople” thing, it reminds me of when art historians were all “the fuck” about someone’s ear “deformity” in a portrait and couldn’t work out what the symbolism was until someone who’d also worked as a piercer was like “uhm, he’s fucked up a piercing there”. interdisciplinary shit also needs to include non-academic approaches because crafts & trades people know shit ok
One of my professors often tells us about a time he, as and Egyptian Archaeologist, came down upon a ring of bricks one brick high. In the middle of a house. He and his fellow researchers could not fpr the life of them figure out what tf it could possibly have been for. Until he decided to as a laborer, who doesnt even speak English, what it was. The guy gestures for my prof to follow him, and shows him the same ring of bricks in a nearby modern house. Said ring is filled with baby chicks, while momma hen is out in the yard having a snack. The chicks can’t get over the single brick, but mom can step right over. Over 2000 years and their still corraling chicks with brick circles. If it aint broke, dont fix it and always ask the locals.
I read something a while back about how pre-columbian Americans had obsidian blades they stored in the rafters of their houses. The archaeologists who discovered them came to the conclusion that the primitive civilizations believed keeping them closer to the sun would keep the blades sharper.
Then a mother looked at their findings and said “yeah, they stored their knives in the rafters to keep them out of reach of the children.”
Omg the ancient child proofing add on tho lol
I remember years ago on a forum (email list, that’s how old) a woman talking about going to a museum, and seeing among the women’s household objects a number of fired clay items referred to as “prayer objects”. (Apparently this sort of labeling is not uncommon when you have something that every house has and appears to be important, but no-one knows what it is.) She found a docent and said, “Excuse me, but I think those are drop spindles.” “Why would you think that, ma’am?” “Because they look just like the ones my husband makes for me. See?” They got all excited, took tons of pictures and video of her spinning with her spindle. When she was back in the area a few years later, they were still on display, but labeled as drop spindles.
So ancient Roman statues have some really weird hairstyles. Archaeologists just couldn’t figure them out. They didn’t have hairspray or modern hair bands, or elastic at all, but some of these things defied gravity better than Marge Simpson’s beehive.
Eventually they decided, wigs. Must be wigs. Or maybe hats. Definitely not real hair.
A hairdresser comes a long, looks at a few and is like, “Yeah, they’re sewn.”
“Don’t be silly!” the archaeologists cry. “How foolish, sewn hair indeed! LOL!”
So she went away and recreated them on real people using a needle and thread and the mystery of Roman hairstyles was solved.
She now works as a hair archaeologist and I believe she has a YouTube channel now where she recreates forgotten hairstyles, using only what they had available at the time.
Always question anything labelled as for a ritual or religious purpose without explanation because it’s very often shorthand for ‘we don’t know’ as if humans have not been the same since forever and have either made things for specific purposes or simply because they like making them (aka ART. Some things are simply art yet heaps of old research refuses to recognize this possibility.)
This is changing, but change is slow!
Not to be a f*ngirl but Rem deserved way better (a collection of tweets from the breakup):
Death is just the beginning
Oh to be sleepy and crawl into bed with someone who's warm and safe and you know will take care of you in all the right ways
“Good morning, darling~”
Friendly reminder that Alastor is canonically POC. I've seen a lot of artwork (human alastor) where he is just white.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK. ALASTOR IS CANONICALLY CREOLE
yeah anyway it wouldn’t it be nice if The Joker and Harley Quinn were an evil villain power couple that are passionately in love and make schemes and cause anarchy together as equals I just think that would be nice. Sorta a morticia and Gomez dynamic but like, they kill people and dress like clowns and fuck shit up
