eat shit.

Z✨ smöl unhinged gremlin. 🔞18+ MDNI🔞

[oldschoolteenflicks]

James Spader as James Ballard in Crash (1996) dir. by David Cronenberg

[thesixstringsthatdrewblood]

Crash (1996; dir. David Cronenberg)

[oedicomplex]

crash (1996)

dir. david cronenberg

[zauddu]

David Cronemberg 1991

[the-watcher-in-the-sky]

[lisasterle]

One of my favorite horror movies: Jennifer’s Body — art from 2020

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[bedazzledbodybag]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[0kareo]

“Perfect sequels don’t exi-”

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

god i just found this again while folder cleaning

one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same

one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

get on his fucking level, mickey

[queertoonish]

#mickey: who’ll have to endure this humiliation#donald: who’ll get to wear the pretty dress

[podle5]

GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY

[titenoute]

@modmad 

[retrogamingblog]

Kirby Deserts by ShadedPenumbra

[trash-vegann]

I'm so sorry you're having a rough time :( Why do you always feel like throwing up? What mistake did you make? :(

I'm just depressed.

[trash-vegann]

Nah. You don't wanna be friends.

I probably do

[trash-vegann]

Why aren't you on anymore?

I go back and forth from being on and not. If you miss me, message me and maybe we can be friends.

[trash-vegann]

Just hope you're ok and you feel better soon

I mean idk who this is but you don't have to be anonymous. But thanks.